Hello everyone, and welcome to the spinoff of my FNAF and Vocaloid crossover, appropriately named Animatronics and Vocaloids Shouldn't Go Together. Anyways, during the story, we'll basically go over little misadventures that the Vocaloids and FNAF crew get involved in together during the period between when the FNAF crew first got there and when they got the Toy animatronics. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's start this crazy adventure!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. The Vocaloids belong to Crypton Media, Mothy and Crypton belong to themselves, their backstories (however) and Aoi belong to me, and all Five Nights at Freddy's 1 and 2 characters belong to Scott Cawthon. This is Rated T for censored cussing (because my readers know I myself don't cuss). Enjoy:

The Queen of Tetris

Note: This takes place the morning after Mothy and Goldie had a talk over alcohol in the eight chapter of Mothy and Crypton's Nights at Freddy's. Just saying this in order to avoid any possible confusion.

Goldie woke up with a pain in his head. Mothy had told him he would get something called a hangover if he drank alcohol, but he didn't elaborate on it. Goldie groaned as he sat up in his bed. He looked to his bedside clock and saw that it was already 9:25 a.m. Had Goldie really been sleeping for that long? Shaking his head, the blonde looked over towards where Freddy's bed would be, but he wasn't there.

'Freddy was always an early riser… and he likes staying up late too, now that I think about it,' Goldie thought with a slight smile. Then he groaned as he pressed his palm against his forehead. That's when he noticed a note, a bottle of aspirin, and a glass of water on his bedside. He grabbed the note with his free hand and read it.

Mothy told me what you two did last night and told me that you will be needing some aspirin. You can thank me later.

~ You're brother, Freddy

Goldie smiled slightly. Once again, his younger brother has looked out for him. He quickly took the aspirin. It did make him feel better. He slowly got dressed as to not make the headache worse. When he opened the bedroom door, however, he found himself needing to shield his eyes from the light in the ceiling.

"Why the h*ll is it so f*cking bright?" Goldie muttered to himself. Eventually, his eyes adjusted and he decided to go to the game room. He wanted to at least thank Freddy for getting him the aspirin, and Freddy was probably there. He wanted to continue playing Borderlands so badly that Goldie, Riliane, and Allen left him there. Instead, however, he found Bonnie, playing some game on his new laptop while sitting on the couch. Conchita was also in there, playing in a chair to the side of the couch. The purple bunny looked up upon hearing the door open, only to see Goldie. Conchita did as well, but she only waved before looking back at her laptop.

"Goldie, you look like sh*t," He noted in a smug attitude. Goldie rolled his eyes. He wasn't even sure why he and Bonnie didn't like each other that much. He really didn't.

"I normally look like that whenever I drink at night. It would explain why some of the whiskey was missing," Conchita said to herself. Ignoring Bonnie's comment, he walked over to the bunny and looked at the laptop as the rabbit's attention went back to said electronic. There, Goldie saw…

"Tetris? You're playing online Tetris, of all things? That's random, even for you," Goldie said. Bonnie shrugged.

"Well, I'm bored. And for some reason I can't beat whoever I'm up against, and I refuse to lose to them!" He said. Goldie simply nodded in understanding as he looked at the username of the person he was up against.

"The Queen of Tetris… That's a rather bold title…" Goldie remarked, not bothering to say anything about Bonnie's username. Which was BonnietheBestBunnyEVER! Goldie wasn't sure whether to laugh really hard, simply shake his head, or feel a lot of pity for the arrogant rabbit.

"They probably have that title due to experience or something," Conchita said offhandedly, still focused on her laptop. Goldie raised an eye at her.

"How do you that?" He asked.

"Because I'm actually pretty good at Tetris. I even know who The Queen of Tetris is," Conchita answered causally. Bonnie, who had just lost against The Queen of Tetris, immediately looked at her.

"Really?! Who is it?! I want to give them a piece of my mind," He said angrily. Conchita grinned as she turned her laptop around to show Bonnie and Goldie what was on her screen. Which was the win screen. Against a certain BonnietheBestBunnyEVER!

You can see where this going, can't you? Bonnie immediately slammed his laptop on the coffee table in front of him. Goldie, who knew what was about to happen, covered his ears so it wouldn't hurt his head as much.

"WHAT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN KICKING MY *SS THIS ENTIRE TIME?!" He yelled. Conchita laughed at his reaction, while Goldie had to hold in his laughter, uncovering his years.

"Yes, and I can honestly say, you suck at Tetris dude," She said, causing Goldie to chuckle. Bonnie glared at her even more. The door opened and everyone looked to see who it was. It was Freddy, Foxy, Chica, Kayo, and Gallerian.

"What the h*ll are you guys yelling about?" Freddy asked.

"Bonnie's pissed that Conchita's the one kicking his bunny behind in Tetris," Goldie swiftly answered, making Bonnie glare at him. Kayo chuckled.

"Conchita may be a complete and idiot, but she really shines in Tetris. It's befuddling yet hilarious at the same time. And quite entertaining since Teto can never beat her, no matter how much she tries or cheats," She said.

"I'm good at geometry and I'm excellent in speaking Spanish. What can I say?" Conchita rhetorically asked with a shrug and a smile.

"Besides eating and telling what is what from what you eat, those are the only two things that you're good at," Gallerian said. Conchita, surprisingly, didn't argue. In fact, she actually nodded agreement.

"The lass can't be that hard, can she?" Foxy asked. Two minutes later, Foxy found his answer as he furiously tried to stop his blocks from reaching the very top, while clearly on his screen Conchita wasn't having any trouble at all, keeping her blocks at an average of two to five levels above the bottom.

"How in the name of f*ck is she doing this?!" Foxy yelled, confused and angry, trying to make sure he didn't break his laptop with his hook.

"Holy h*ll…" Freddy muttered as he and the other animatronics watched his perspective. They all were at awe in how well Conchita was performing.

"We did warn you," Kayo said as she and Gallerian watched the intense battle from Conchita's laptop. Conchita was relaxed as she played. Due to his confusion, anger, and hurriedness, Foxy ended screwing up, and losing to Conchita.

"NO! HOW?!" Foxy yelled, looking horribly confused. Conchita simply smirked.

"The warning signs were everywhere. Yet you chose to ignore every single d*mn one of them," She said. Foxy merely hung his head in shame. Chica gave him a comforting pat on the shoulder.

"D-Don't feel bad, Foxy! It was your first time playing Tetris," She said, trying to make him feel better. It worked as Foxy brought his head back up, smiling slightly.

"Thanks lass," He said. Chica smiled.

"No problem!" She said.

"Who's up next?!" Conchita asked. She knows that the others are going to challenge her. Chica gave her a confident look.

"I accept your challenge!"

To Chica's credit, she held up better than Foxy and Bonnie did. Unfortunately, she too fell to Conchita. Freddy took up the challenge. I'll let the following dialogue speak for itself.

"Freddy, you lost worse than I did!"

"Shut up Bonnie."

"Don't worry, capt'n. I'm sure you just need more practice."

"Foxy's right. If you, or any of us practice, we will eventually be able to beat her"

"Thank you both."

During this, Goldie decided to test his skills against Conchita. While the others were comforting (and mocking in Bonnie's case) his brother, Goldie took the laptop away from his brother and made his own username. Some minutes later…

"WHAT THE H*LL?!" Conchita yelled. The four animatronics jumped and looked over at her. She then looked up, with her eyes glowing in anger. Kayo and Gallerian took a few steps away from her.

"ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS MADE ANOTHER ACCOUNT WITH THE USERNAME FREDBEAR?!" She yelled. The four animatronics looked at each other, utterly confused.

"We don't have another online Tetris account," Freddy said. Conchita opened her mouth to yell, when they all heard a child giggling. They looked to the source and saw Goldie, holding his hand just below his mouth, smirking.

"For someone known as the Queen of Tetris, I thought you would've handle your defeat more maturely. I guess I should just expect anything to happen in this crazy world," He said in a smug tone. Conchita glared at him.

"… Conchita, I will buy 10 more bottles of sake for you if you calm down," Kayo said. Immediately, Conchita's anger disappeared, the anger in her eyes was replaced with some sort of light, and she grinned in a silly manner as she looked up at Kayo.

"Yes ma'am!" She said, fake saluting her. Kayo nodded and looked up at the now slightly stunned Goldie.

"You're welcome," She said. Goldie merely nodded.

"You know, since you're technically a guy, Conchita is still the Queen of Tetris," Gallerian pointed out. Conchita became blank faced at this for a few seconds, before throwing her arms up in the air and grinning.

"YES! I AM STILL AND FOREVER WILL BE THE QUEEN OF TETRIS! AND I'M GOING TO GET MORE SAKE! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!" Conchita then proceeded to run around the room in a victory run, yelling in victory.

"… Should we stop her?" Freddy asked as he and the others watched Conchita. Kayo and Gallerian moved to next to the animatronics.

"It's better to let her have her moment," Kayo said, her arms crossed as she watched Conchita with an amused grin. Bringing the animatronics here seems to be a very good thing so far. At least everything will be more entertaining.

A/N: Well, that happened. Honestly, I'm not sure with what happened with Conchita in this chapter. I'm positive my version of Banica Conchita has something similar to bipolar disorder… In fact, a lot of the Vocaloids have something very similar to bipolar disorder. What is wrong with me? … Well, this is supposed to be a comedy, so I guess that's fine.

Anyways, this is the part where you come in readers. You can suggest things for them to do. It can be anything, just as long as it isn't above the story's rating.

Also, if you guys want, you can suggest couples. If enough people make suggestions with at least one character getting paired so much, I will make a poll to see what you guys want. And assuming if anyone actually participates in the poll (and it isn't just one person this time), and the winner will be canon in this series.

I'm about to rant here, so feel free to skip it if you want.

Also, and I'm probably going to regret this in the future, I've been thinking of having Conchita being in one of the more famous FNAF knockoff games, Freddy F*ckboy's. Honestly, this comes from having watch Markiplier play it, getting steadily drunk in the process. After watching it, I just thought about how it would be like for Conchita to be there. Of course, I know for A FACT that I will not, and I refuse to, do this by myself. I am NOT going to try to do a personality for the animatronics in that game. So RPING IS THE ONLY OPTION I WILL TAKE THERE! If you want to see Conchita surviving a night at Freddy F*ckboy's, then we got to figure out this RP thing and where. I don't care if it's just one person I'm RPing with or not, just tell me where, whether it's via PMing or even on a forum, I will do it. Just tell me and I'll do it, bringing Conchita with me.

Conchita: I'm already hating the experience. -_-

You'll get used to it. Seriously though, people, I'm serious on the RPing thing. And I'm as serious with Freddy F*ckboy's as I possibly can be. RPing is the only option there. I will credit whoever RP's with me for helping me in each of the chapters that the Freddy F*ckboy's takes (because I know it's going to be more than one chapter).

I'm done ranting now.

Again, I'm sorry about dumping all of this all you when I shouldn't be. I just really need to get this all out.

Anyways, thank you all for reading and please review!