"Pyrrha, you stupid bitch, what the fuck have you been doing with my baby sister?" Yang politely questioned the champion.
"Well, we went bowling together." Pyrrha replied.
Yang attempted to squint menacingly at Pyrrha, but only succeeded in making herself appear nearsighted or possibly constipated beyond belief. Pyrrha had been hanging out with Ruby more often then usual, and Yang suspected that Pyrrha was trying to hit on her sister.
"Pyrrha, are you trying to get into Ruby's combat skirt?" Yang asked, getting to the point of the matter.
"OH DEAR LORD NO, THAT'S FORBIDDEN LOVE. GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GIRLS, GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GIRLS." Pyrrha screamed as she sprinted away from the blonde, who set herself on fire without outside assistance or materials and ran in pursuit.
Pyrrha was so disgusted by the thought of kissing another girl and liking it because she knew better than anyone that two of the same magnet polarity repels each other. It's a scientific fact that lesbians and homo sapiens don't exist, and that bisexuals are just colonies of rapier wasps attempting to imitate human form. Fucking magnets, how do they work?
"I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!" Yang whispered at the top of her lungs as she immobilized Pyrrha with the folds of her killer tits.
"It's true! I wouldn't dream of deflowering Miss Rose!" Pyrrha shot back and covered her face as Yang started coughing up blood from hyperventilating and laughing too hard at the stupid pun.
"Besides, there's someone else I like..." Pyrrha mumbled shyly.
"Woah, shit." Yang gasped.
Pyrrha inhaled and said, "...AND HIS NAME IS JAUNE CENA!"
"DOO DOO DO DOOOOT! DOO DOO DO DOOOOT!" Ruby screeched around Beacon academy hundreds of times with her semblance, rupturing multiple student eardrums.
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW." Jaune rapped as he unlocked his semblance and turned invisible.
Yang began to cry as Ozpin gathered all the students for an assembly.
"Thank you all for coming. I am sure you are all wondering why I have called this assembly. THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, WHEN DUBYA-DUBYA-EEEE CHAMPION, JAUNE CENA, DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN THE DUBYA-DUBYA-EEEE SUUUU-SUUUU-SUUUUUPER SLAM! WHEN HE TAKES ON TEAM CRDL IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH ONLY AT THE DUBYA-DUBYA-EEEE SUPER SLAM! RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME PAY PER VIEW EVENT FOR JUST FIFTY NINE NINETY NINE LIEN!" Ozpin announced calmly.
Then in front of the entire auditorium, Weiss sucked off the Jaune dong as Jaune gave Yang the Five Knuckle Shuffle and turned her face into an omelet.
To not be continued