Deciding that TYL Tsuna will be pretty bored stuck in a big, white machine, Irie decided to implement a 3D simulation of a very popular anime to appease the Vongola's inner animefreak.

"Player 1: Sawada Tsunayoshi. Adventure: Marine Admiral."

Disclaimer: KHR. OP. Not. Mine. [First and final disclaimer]

Rating: T for slight coarse language.

CHAPTER 1: Classified.

"Irie-kun? You called me out here?" Irie turned from his computer screen to see Tsuna at the door and motioned for him to come closer.

"Yes I did. Hold on for a sec." He shuffled the papers on his desk for a while before his eyes settled on a black folder with a tell-tale 'CLASSIFIED' labelled on the front.

"Classified? I thought we already went through this during the meeting with Kyoya-kun?" Irie nodded his head but opened the folder to reveal an instruction manual.

"Yes we did but I did some modifications since the last meeting and since Hibari-san is on an extended mission I wasn't able to contact him in time so I'll be relying on you to inform all the guardians."

Tsuna frowned and stared at his deep blue orbs.

"Didn't I say it already?" Tsuna sighed and ran a hand through his creamy brown locks. "We can't tell anybody about the plan until after everything's over."

Shouichi shook his head and made himself comfortable for the lengthy explanation that followed.

"I wasn't talking about that plan. It's about the time span when you are in the machine and the past Vongola comes into the future. I know you said to make it such that there is a timeless dimension but I figured if I can input a program that could occupy you while your time in there, why not?"

Tsuna stared at Shouichi like he completely understood the jargon that came out of his mouth naturally.

"I see… mystery machine…" Shouichi felt his cramps coming back like a girl during her menstruation cycle.

"Errhh. Tsuna-san…don't worry, just have that manual with you 24/7." Shouichi clearly gave up on explaining the complicated details to Tsuna and decided to forgo any attempt to do it again.

"This one? Sure thing. Till death do us part?" Shouichi deadpanned and shooed Tsuna out of his room before the Cervello came before the allotted time to pick him up from his house.

"Hopefully Tsuna-san won't be that surprised…"

"HOLY MOTHER OF PRIMO. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" Tsuna woke up to a forest. And he was dead sure that he did not die in a forest, excuse the pun.

System Activate: One Piece.

"What?"

Confirming Identity…

Player 1: Sawada Tsunayoshi. Adventure: Marine Admiral.

Tsuna was getting freaked out. They know his name. He woke up (that's not meant to happen in the first place) not to a coffin or to his companions but to a mother fucking forest.

His patience has its limits.

Please refer to the instruction manual for more commands. Copyright, Irie Shouichi. If this product is stolen or has been...

"Instruction manual? Ooohh! I have it but-"Before he could finish his question, a hole appeared below him and sent him spiralling to god-knows-where.

He felt dizzy, real dizzy. The kind of headache that happens when a good friend of yours decide to bomb your work place or decides that your workplace was hiding grape candies and he/she was intelligent to throw grenades to reveal the hidden candy.

That kind of headache.

Unfortunately for Tsuna, he shouldn't be focusing on his mother of all headaches because the portal, also known as the hole in the ground, opened up in the sky letting him fall gracelessly to his demise.

Tsuna always wanted to try sky-diving one day, but not when he has no means to stop gravity from plunging him into the vast blue ocean.

END CHAPTER 1

Player Count: 1

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Pairings? My mind changes constantly and so does my taste but yaoi, yuri, het, I am fine with all. I do not discriminate.

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