Me:Okay uhhh... this is my first fiction so no flames!
Disclaimer:I don't own Link or any other SSBM characters.
Host:Hi people my name is Frank and I'm the host of "Behind the Scenes" (random applause) In this show I find out the deep dark secrets of video game characters and T.V. show characters! And now the moment you've all been waiting for, here's our special guest, he's the Hylian hero from "The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time" LINK!(loud cheering and applause)
Link: Good evening worthless people of America!(and applause)Hey what gives!This invitation says there's a party at this adress, but all I got was an invitation to be a special guest at this shitty T.V. show!
Frank:Woah woah buddy there's no need to get offensive here! AllI want to do is ask you some questions.
Link: Okay! Go on ask me anything!
Frank:Here's your 1st question: Did you get along with Ganondorf while you were off the set?
Link: Hell yeah! When we were off set we were best buds!
VideoGuy: Uhh Frank we just got this tape from someone,would you like to put it in?
Frank:SURE!(Frank puts in the tape and it shows Ganondorf taking a cookie from Link. Link yells,"HEY GIMME BACK MY DAMN COOKIE YOU BASTARD!"
Ganondorf replies,"NO! FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS"then he blew a rasberry at him"YOU STUPID BITCH!"Link yells back.Then the video ends and the crowd gasps)
Link: Uhhhhhhhhh... I can explain. ISWEAR IF ANY OF YOU RELEASE THIS INFORMATION I SHALL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! YOU'LL ALL RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH ME!
Frank: Uhhhh yeah whatever. So next question: Did you marry Zelda?
Link: MY GOD!Everybody asks me that question, but I did'nt! Zelda was a major bitch, so I married Saria.
Frank:Let's go to the tape!(The tape turns on Link and Zelda are in Hyrule Castle Link says,"Uhhh Zelda I don't think our relationship is working out and I've been starting to see Saria and... well you can see where this is going can't you? Can we still be friends?" Zelda, who is in a state of complete rage yells,"BITCH SLAP!" Link is then knocked unconcious.The video ends again and the audience is hysterical)
Frank:That was umm... interesting..uhh let's move on! Hey where did Link go?(Frank looks around until he finds Link in a corner)
Link: Happy place Happy place.It's okay... it's not like they're laughing at me...
Frank:(Frank slowly backs away with a horrified face.)Well... okay let's go to commercial while Link deals with his humiliation!
goes to commecial
Me: Well that's the 1st chapter! In the next chapter you'll see a handful of dumb commercials I made!
Link:STOP RIGHT THERE!
Me:OH CRAP!
Link:Your going to die!
Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!