Einshine the Griefer was hoppin' around,
Minecraft servers like a big playground,
When suddenly Deadlox burst from the woods,
And kicked Einshine with his left foot!

Einshine got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by a Bac,
Who proceeded to chop with an axe of Bac Fu,
When space man Truemu came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Jerome the Bac,
Then they both got flattened by Ty's cobble block,
But before Ty could make it back to a safe place,
Bajan Canadian came and joined the fray.

And took a Katniss bow and carefully aimed,
And shot Deadlox away who then cried out in pain,
But he ran out of arrows and he ran away,
Because Jerry the Slime came to save the day!

This is the ultimate showdown of Minecraft destiny!
Good mobs, bad mobs and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown of Minecraft destiny.

Einshine took a bite out of Jerry the Slime,
Like Warden Freeman took a bite out of crime,
Then the Bac came back with an enchanted axe,
But Husky jumped out and landed on his back.

And Deadlox was injured and trying to get steady,
When the Benja came back wielding a diamond Betty,
But suddenly something hit his leg and he tripped,
Cavemanfilms took him out with a sweep kick.

Then he saw Einshine sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his club which he just couldn't find,
Because Deadlox stole it and he swung and attacked,
And the mudkip deflected it with a mud slap.

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Bajan Canadian tried to polevault,
Onto Jerry the Slime, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got caught in Ashley's hair!

This is the ultimate showdown of Minecraft destiny!
Good mobs, bad mobs and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown...

The Audience sang out,
in immaculate chorus,
Down from the Aether,
Descended Tobuscus.

The lord of a diamond sword,
Which shone like the sun,
And he swung the sharp blade,
And left the caveman stunned.

Who fell over on the ground,
Caught in a trance,
As Deadlox then changed,
Into a hologram.

But Tobuscus saw,
Through his clever disguise,
And he nodded at the bird,
And Deadlox died.

Then Notch the Creator and Jeb the Dev,
And Slamacow, Sky, Seto and ZexyZek,
And Gamechap and Bertie and Bodil40,
And Kermit, Cupquake, and Jerry and Harry,
Sparklez, Bonkers, Aviator, and Bashur,
Noahcraft and Campingrusher,
Sethbling, Ssundee, every single Yogscaster,
Woofless, Preston, Chimney, and Noochm
Brotato, Rooster Teeth, and Antvenom!

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Tobuscus in his awesome ass,
It was the most violent battle that the world ever saw,
With miners looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood,
The rest saw their better,
Goldsolace eating blood-stained cheddar!

This is the ultimate showdown of Minecraft destiny!
Good mobs, bad mobs and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,

This is the ultimate showdown!
This is the ultimate showdown!
This is the ultimate showdown of Minecraft destiny!