AN: Disclaimer for entire story: I am not, and never will be, Stephanie Meyer. I'm just borrowing her characters for a story.
Chapter 1: Prologue
Woah! She's hot.
I wonder if she's nice, maybe we can be friends…
Crap! History test today! I completely forgot to study!
Ugh! She is like, so, like, ugly!
OMG OMG OMG OMG Maybe she'll go shopping with me OMG OMG OMG!
Damn. One of these days I'll remember to do my homework.
Hmm… Do you think she'll be in my class?
Huh? What's got everyone so excited?
