Hi guys. TC, here~!

I'm finally able to put up a new fanfic, but uh...I'm stuck with having to update on my mom's computer. I'll fill you guys in, later.

ALSO: I should warn you that there will be OCs up ahead, as well as characters showing up who aren't Smashers, so yeah...just a heads up!


A lonely blue figure sat in the middle of the air, surrounded by swirls of red and purple clouds. He appeared to be deep in his thoughts, like he couldn't even tell how long it's been since he's been trapped in here. Was it hours? Was it years? Either way, he had no idea of telling.

If only those little toys hadn't tried to destroy his plans, then he would've been able to succeed in taking over the...what was it called? Was it the "World of Trophies?"

He wanted out of here, he wanted his revenge on those little toys...but more importantly, he wanted to get rid of the Hands. They were the reason why he was trapped here, and he was sick of it...He wanted out!

The fellow's eyes opened up upon seeing a peculiar being in his realm. He appeared to be some sort of jester, wearing an outfit with a purple and yellow pattern.

"Phew," Said the jester out loud. "I never thought I'd get out of there. Queen Jaydes can be such a pain in my backside."

The jester looked around. He was shocked to see the blue figure in front of him. "Oh, so sorry, I didn't realize I was intruding."

The blue figure raised an eyebrow, this fellow seemed to be pretty odd...at least in comparison to those toys.

"So, what's with the long face?" the jester said in a playful tone, "I can tell that you don't seem to be in here through choice."

"...How did you get in here?" asked the blue figure in a cold, distant voice.

"Oh, well, I can manipulate dimensions at will." said the jester, "But, uh...only when Jaydes isn't looking. It wasn't easy, y'know."

The blue fellow gave the jester a dirty look. "I don't believe you!"

"That's fine," The jester said, "I can just show you, anyways. That is what you want, right~?"

The jester snapped his fingers, transporting himself and the blue figure into a completely different area. What was just a swirl of dark clouds was now a bunch of floating green tiles floating aimlessly.

A smile crept upon the blue fellows face. "So...if you could you could take me anywhere?"

"Well, that would depend on a few things," the jester teased, "like for instance, why DO you want to use my powers? I hardly even know your name!"

"Well, what if I tould you that I was seeking revenge?"

The jester smiled wide. "I'm listening..."

"Within the multiverse, there is a world with crossing animals. Somewhere in that world is a place dubbed the 'Smash Mansion', run by those cursed hands and their large number of toys. If we can destroy one of the hands, then we will be able to take over the multiverse!"

"Oh, that's a brilliant idea," the jester exclaimed happily, "and maybe we can destroy the other hands while we're at it~!"

The blue fellow chuckled. "Right, so tell me, what is your name?"

"I'm Dimentio," The jester said with a wide smile, "Master of Dimensions."

The duo fell into an awkward silence, Dimentio frowned. "By the way, what do you mean by 'hands'?"


Final Destination was another empty dimention. Unlike Subspace, however, this world was said to be the main center of all worlds joined by two brothers. Aside from the floating platform the Smashers know of, there a few floating islands above an endless ocean. On the other side of subspace was what looked like a portal, leading to a star being parallel to what looked like a planet.

There were two hands floating around their home in Final Destination. The older hand, who resembled someone's right hand, was known for his rational way of thinking.. The younger hand, who resembled someone's left hand, was pacing around nervously. He was the more..."Crazy" one, according to the Smashers.

"Crazy," said the older brother, "Would you PLEASE calm down for one second!?"

That's easy for you to say," Crazy Hand grumbled. "I get this really bad feeling that something terrible's gonna happen and it'll be like subspace all over again and-"

"Crazy, please!" The older brother, known as Master Hand, yelled. "One of the Smashers should be having a birthday today, so the least you could do is calm down and-."

"I know, I know," Crazy said frantically, "But ACK! I need to hide somewhere!"

Before Master Hand could protest, his brother disappeared before his very...eyes?

"Oh, Crazy," Master Hand said in concern, "I'll never understand how you work."


The Smash mansion stood proudly over the town of Smashville. However, behind Smashville was a group of dark clouds. Thunder could be heard in the distance.

In the mansion's kitchen was a Homs, reaching for the chocolate cereal sitting in the cupboard. Once he grabbed it, he sat down next to a small alien, known as a Koppaite. Despite resembling a child, the Koppaite had to be somewhere in his early 20s.

"You all right?" The Homs asked. The Koppaite nodded before laying his head down on the table, he had dark circles under his eyes.

"I told you not to play games all night," the Homs scolded. The Koppaite didn't respond as he began falling asleep on the wooden table.

Suddenly, a Princess in a pink nightgown walked into the kitchen. She looked through the top cupboards, looking for some coffee beans.

"Mornin', Princess," The Homs said, politely. The princess yawned as she grabbed a coffee mug from one of the cupboards. "Morning, Shulk."

The princess, known as Peach, poured some coffee beans into her mug. Shulk raised an eyebrow with concern. "Uh...you realize that those are just coffee beans, right?"

"WHAT!?" The Koppaite yelled in surprise. His ears were perked upwards, as if he were a deer in headlights.

Peach scratched her neck, looking a little embarrassed. "Well, I guess I'll actually try to make coffee, this time."

As Peach began to actually make her coffee, Alph looked up at Shulk, struggling to keep his eyes open. "Isn't today the Capitan's birthday?"

Shulk gave Alph a puzzled look. "Captain Charlie?"

Alph shook his head as he began to yawn. "No, I think it's Captain Oli-"

The Koppaite was cut off as he heard glass shatter. Alph and Shulk looked at Peach, who looked so stunned, she may as well have seen Mario explode.

"Ollie's birthday is today!?" Peach panicked, she looked at the calendar. It was October 26th. Sure enough, it was Olimar's birthday.

Peach was panicking some more. "Oh gees, I have to bake some cake, wrap some presents, I need Olimar out of the house-"

Shulk raised his arms. "Whoa, whoa, calm down!"

Peach looked at Shulk with wide eyes, the Homs began to speak. "Listen, I'm pretty sure most of the Smashers have already wrapped their presents-"

"Like me," Alph said as he yawned and laid his head back down on the table.

Shulk gave Alph a dirty look before looking at Peach, again. "Listen, Peach. You don't really need to worry about anything."

Peach nodded as she began to pick up the broken coffee mug near her feet. "You're right, but I'd love to at least give him a surprise party...that's what I always do on the Smasher's birthdays."

Shulk took the broken coffee mug from Peach's hands and threw it in the trash bin."Look, if anything goes wrong, we'll help you out, OK?"

Peach nodded. "OK."

A few more moments of silence flew by until another small alien entered the room. This alien was a Hocotation. Unlike the Koppaites, who have round ears, the Hocotations had pointed ears. And just like Alph, he resembled a small child. However, the Hocotation was actually in his late 30s.

Peach placed her hands over her stomach as the Hocotation grabbed a chair and pulled it towards the counters.

"Morning, Ollie."

"Good morning", Peach, Olimar said, sounding monotone. He looked through the cupboards and took out a box of animal crackers. Peach clasped her hands together. "Say, you wouldn't mind going into town, today...would you?"

Olimar frowned. "What for?"

"Well," Peach began to think. "W-we need more coffee beans!"

Olimar looked puzzled, he jumped off the counter." I thought Marlio bought some, yesterday."

Peach had a hollow expression. She grabbed the nearby coffee beans and threw them in the trash, causing Olimar to glare at her.

Shulk began to speak, he had cereal in his mouth. "You could've just said that you needed a new mug, y'know!"

Peach looked around, nervously. She didn't know what to do, next.

"Now was that even necessary!?" Olimar yelled, "You've just wasted a lot of coffee beans!"

Peach grabbed the box of animal crackers from Olimar, flames began to surround her. "You know, Ollie...I don't like your tone...

The duo were staring at each other with pure rage. Shulk continued to eat his cereal, wondering what would happen next.

Olimar groaned in annoyance. "OK, fine! I'll go see if they have Coffee at the store!"

"Oh, thank you~!" Peach said cheerfully as she clapped her hands together. As Olimar left, Peach looked at Shulk with eyes sparkling like a pair of gems. "OK, once Ollie is gone, we'll start to decorate the cafeteria!"

"All right," Shulk said as he placed the cereal box onto the table. He began to shake Alph. "C'mon, Alph...it's time to wake up!"

Alph slowly rose his head, he could barely keep his eyes open. "When's the party, again?"

Shulk sat up and picked Alph up from the table. He carried him on his shoulders. "All right...so that's one down, and 50-something left to go~!"

Peach nodded. "R-right...just be careful."

Peach watched as the duo left the kitchen. She couldn't help but think that today was going to be very destructive, for a lack of better words. On the plus side, hopefully Olimar won't have to deal with any of the chaos that'll happen when the cafeteria is being decorated...hopefully


And thus ends the prologue. A little derpy, but not that bad (well...by my standards, at least)

So yeah...updates aren't going to be all that frequent, since my computer broke (I had to use my mom's computer). But yeah, I'll be sure to update this while I can.

And fun fact: Pikmin was actually released on October 26th 2001, just thought I'd mention something.

...So yeah, thanks for reading and I'll see you later.