Moon- chan: Hey it's me again, Monzepelmoon this time with a Naruto fan fiction. This one that takes place in the here and now so that you all know what is going on.

Naruto: WHAT, but I'm a ninja! What am I doing in your time period?

Moon- chan: (face palm) you are going to be helping solve a series of murders.

Hinata: M-m-murders?

Moon-chan: Yes, but no worries Hina-chan… Your alter-ego Enara takes the stage for most of this.

Hinata: Thank you kami.

Enara: What's going on why am I awake right now? (Face palms) Naruto did you make my timid side faint again (glaring at Naruto)?

Naruto: (hiding behind Moon- chan) no Moon- chan did… she said Murder.

Enara: Moon- chan why did you have to say the M- word?

Moon- chan: Hey Naruto- kun asked! Anyways could someone say the disclaimer?

Iruka- sensei: Monzepelmoon does not own CSI or Naruto… and Enara is a creation of her own imagination, and an alter ego of Hinata Huyuga.

Enara: Iruka… I'm right here you know… (Starts chasing Iruka around the room with a demon wind shudiken).

Moon-chan: (sweat drops) While they are fighting please enjoy the first chapter…

Wicked Modern: a Naruto Fanfiction

Chapter 1

Enara Sakria sat at her desk staring out the window as the bell to start class rung. As the last chime echoed through the halls the rest of the class piled in just before Kakshi- sensei's form appeared in the doorway. Trailing behind him was a petite young woman with blood red hair and midnight black eyes, the girl entered with an uncompromised glare on face. When she stood in front of the class, her eyes gleaming with unbridled anger, she said with a sneer, "My name is Kagumi Sahara, and I don't want to put up with anyone's crap so don't mess with me!"

The whole class was staring at this new girl, who showed no qualms about glaring at everyone in the room that is everyone except Enara. Enara hadn't noticed that class had started or that there was a new girl in the class. She was too busy day dreaming about Naruto.

When the new girl plopped down in the empty seat next to Enara she noticed that the young woman next to her was vacant eyed, almost as though she were blind. Leaning toward the vacant eyed girl, Kagumi waved her hand in front of the girl's eyes, but she got no response, not even a blink. Blowing her bangs out of her face in frustration she decided to try something else. She again leaned forward toward the girl this time shouting into the girl's ear obnoxiously and knocking on her head, "Knock, Knock, anybody home?" This too had little effect. Dejectedly Kagumi slumped in her chair looking down at her desk.

Suddenly, Enara came out from her daze, the lavender tinted gray eyes that had moments before been vacant and blind were now looking as though someone was alive within the body of the indigo haired girl. Enara shook her head violently, sending her long tresses failing about her. When her hair fell about her shoulders she turned in her seat to look at the blond who sat behind her. "Tamari, what happened? I kind of zoned out for the last ten minutes or so," Enara said sheepishly as she scratched her head. She knew that she had forgotten something or rather she had missed something important. Tamari leaned forward, and proceeded to whisper into Enara's ear all the particulars of the past ten minutes. "Oh! Thank you senpai," she whispered as again she turned to face the new girl, Kagumi, who sat in the once vacant seat to Enara's left. "Hello," she said softly in a dainty voice as she held delicately held out her hand to be shaken. "My name is Hinata Huyuga, and yours is?"

"It's Kagumi Sahara," the angry looking girl said, her obsidian eyes glaring at everyone in the room until, she suddenly raised her hand high in the air, "Kakshi- sense, when is lunch? I'm hungry."

Kakshi shook his head. Then he stood up and turned to the class and spoke, his one visible eye staring at Kagumi, "Lunch, isn't for another four hours. School just started for the day so you'll have to wait to eat like everyone else," (Moon- chan: Uh-oh! He shouldn't have said that… snicker)

Abruptly Kagumi stood and stalked up to the front of the room and grabbed Kakshi by the tie. She pulled him toward her with her teeth clenched she said, "But I'm hungry now! And when I' hungry I get fed. Understood bucko?"

Feebly, Kakshi squeaked, "Huyuga-san… HELP!"

Rolling her grey eyes, Enara stood and walked up to the front of the room with her seemingly bottomless purse on her shoulder. As she neared Kagumi dropped the teacher, who ran to the other side of the room. Enara turned toward the teacher's desk and put her bag on top of the table. She then rifled through the enormous bag for a few minutes before pulling out a large pork bun wrapped in a piece of plastic wrap. "Here you go Miss Annoying (Moon- chan: Opps… Enara you slipped from Hinata to yourself… teehee)," Enara said her irritation apparent in her voice.

Kagumi smiled as she pounced on the food that Enara held out to her. As she un-wrapped the still warm food she sighed as though it had been a longtime since she had last eaten anything. The truth was though that Kagumi's body burned calories at an accelerated rate therefore making her constantly hungry as well as cool to the touch. As she bit into the steaming bun her eyes glazed over in pleasure. "Mmmm… this is good," she said around a mouthful of food. Enara smiled, but she didn't say anything at all. She turned around and glided to her desk where she proceeded to gracefully sit down again.

After Kagumi had finished eating she too returned to her desk and then announced to the still cowering Kakshi, "You can return to teaching your lesson now sensei." With that being said she leaned back in her chair and put her combat booted feet on top of her desk.

Regaining some of his lost composure as he walked to up to his desk, where just moments before he had been accosted by Kagumi. "I'm so glad that we have your approval to continue with our class," the teacher said glaring at his rebellious student. Then he smiled as he pulled out a large stack of papers, and as he handed them out he joyfully said, "Pop Quiz!"

Amidst the groans heard from the rest of the class everyone heard Kagumi shriek, "What! My first day here and you hand out a Pop Quiz. What the hell is this?"

Kakshi replied, "This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way."

"Well I want it my way, sensei." Gaara groaned behind Kagumi, he was at a loss for words when it came to how to deal with people. Enara shook her head, hearing Gaara groan behind her, Kagumi turned in her seat and while glaring said, "Oh! Shut up!"

All the girls in class save Enara, Tamari, Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and of course Kagumi gasped in surprised outrage. They had never seen anyone tell Gaara, one of the hottest guys in school, to shut up. In the back of the room Masica, one of Gaara's fan girls, said in a condescending tone, "Who the hell do you think you are! No one talks to Gaara-kun that way without getting beat to a pulp by the Gaara-kun Fan Club."

Kagumi grinned; she had been waiting for a fight ever since her motorcycle's battery had died. She laughed. "I'm Kagumi Sahara, and frankly I couldn't care less whether he's hot or even if he was some kind of prince. However, I won't tolerate people laughing at me unless I mean to be funny." Kagumi glanced at Enara, who was struggling not to laugh. "Well are we going to get on with this stupid quiz or not?" Kagumi grumbled.

As she finished speaking Kakshi placed the face down on her desk. Five minutes later when he finished passing the quizzes out he turned to the class and said, "Begin now!"

Kagumi flipped the paper over the paper in front of her and groaned. The entire thing was math. To boot it was math she could do in her sleep, was this some kind of joke? She flew through the problems on the page as though they were nothing more than elementary mathematics. When she had finished she raised her hand and said, "Done sensei."

Kakshi looked up from the book he was reading and nodded, but then returned his gaze to his book. Kagumi looked around to find that Enara too had completed the stupid quiz and was now wool gathering. Kagumi deduced that she did that a lot. Looking at her now Kagumi noted that Enara wore the school uniform to the exact specifications that they were supposed to worn as though she was in the military. It was then that the bell rang to signal the end of class. Kagumi looked around her, as Enara stood up about to leave the room, Kagumi grabbed her hand, "What's the next class?"

Enara gently tugged her hand out of Kagumi's grasp and smiled mischievously, (Moon-chan: Enara you did it again! Enara: Did what again? [Looks at story] Oh! That. I wanted to spice it up a bit. Moon- chan: [sigh] what am I going to do with you?) "We have martial arts class." With that Enara walked out the door of the room without a backward glance.

Moon- chan: What do you think?

Gaara: It needs work…

Moon- chan: no it does not! (Glares at Gaara)

Kagumi: Gaara! (Glomp)

Gaara: I thought you didn't like me…

Kagumi: I do like you, but that is explained later (kisses Gaara on cheek)!

Moon-chan: Ewww… guys get a room!

Kagumi and Gaara: Je ne! Later!

Moon- chan: please R&R I have to go talk to my sister Shade Sparda… maybe she can stop Enara from killing Iruka. Sayonara until next time.