Quatre: QUIET!!! Everyone please be quiet!!!

The other four Gundam Pilots settled down

Quatre: Thank you. Now, as you may all know, things are becoming worse everyday! We need to find
the source of this problem!

Duo: Well, what is the source?!

Quatre: Oh... that's easy...

Music starts playing

Quatre: Times have changed, things are getting worse. No one wants to obey us, they just want to
fight and converse!

Heero: Should we blame the government?

Wufei: Or blame society?

Trowa and Duo: Or should we blame the images on T.V.?

Quatre: NO! Blame pacifists!

All: Blame pacifists!

Quatre: With all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies!

All: Blame pacifists! Blame Pacifists!

Quatre: We need to form a full assult!

All: It's Relena's fault!

Wufei: Don't blame me, for my friend Po. She saw all the death and now she always says "No"!

Duo: And my friend Hilde once, had my picture on her shelf... But now when I see her she tells
me to fuck myself...

Quatre: Well?! Blame pacifists!

All: Blame pacifists!

Quatre: It seems that everything's gone wrong since Relena came along...

All: Blame pacifists! Blame Pacifists!

Heero: They're not really an important part, anyway.

Trowa: I coulda been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true. But instead I got fried by a gun in a
mobile suit!

Duo: Should we blame the System?

Wufei: Should we blame the gun?

Heero: Or the psycho that did not allow you to run?! (Oh wait... that was me....)

Quatre: HELL NO!!!

All: Blame pacifists! Blame pacifists!

Quatre: With all their "Treaty" hullabaloo!

Duo: And that bitch Relena, too.

All: Blame pacifists! Shame on pacifists!

Quatre: Foooor.... The peace that won't stop! The trash in my cup! The laughter and fun! We must
blame them because of us before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuussssssssssssssss....

Quatre: We need to take 'em down!!! Heero? Are you ready?

Heero: I am very ready!

Quatre: Now remember, be sure to destroy the ENTIRE shuttle and kill all of them. Not to mention
that we will act like we were tricked by Oz. Everyone! Get to your ready positions!!!

(Special thanks to my friend and fellow writer Eevee On Pixie Sticks who is writing the most
insane crossover fic ever. Always give the credit to whom it is due ^_^)