Something smells . . .Duo? Oh my God

by laughing gal

Well, well, well. Duo has suddenly decided to be a GIRL. Heero is humiliated, Wufei is utterly horrified, Quatre is panicking, Trowa is laughing *4 once* and Relena is pleased.

Something smells . . . Duo? Oh my God (chapter one)

By Laughing gal

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*Duo's bedroom*

Wufei Something smells . . . Duo? Oh my God. *You won't believe me but Wufei screamed. Wufei pulled his hair out. Wufei fainted.*

Duo Whats wrong Wu-man? Don't you like my new image.

*Heero walks in*

Heero I heard a scream*looks at Duo* Holy cow! What have you done? *Runs out of room* TROWA! QUATRE! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!

Quatre Okay, okay, whats happening?

Trowa *I know, discovery of the century, Trowa laughed. Trowa Barton can laugh.* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats so funny Duo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing, my belly hurts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh no! I can't breathe! Someone stop me from laughing! HAHAHAHAHA! Help! HAHA!

Quatre Call the ambulance Heero!

Heero Okay, *grabs phone* nine . . . er? One? Er . . . Three?

Quatre No you idiot! 911! Hey, where's Duo? MAXWELL! Get your ass here!

Duo I can't walk that fast I'm wearing my high-heels

OK, I'll tell you whats happening now. Duo is wearing a tight but pretty white summerDRESS with PINK ROSES. On his feet are high heeled sandals, revealing PINK NAIL VARNISH, also applied to his fingers - note that Duo gave up and he painted the whole toe/finger pink.. He is wearing MAKE UP: pink lipstick- note that he looks like he's got a pink moustache and beard bacause he's never done lipstick before, purple mascara- note that it looks like he's got two black eyes, blusher- note that he put a little bit too much on the tip of his nose he could've been santa clause. He is also wearing earrings, long, heavy, dangly ones that stre-e-e-e-etche-e-ed his ears down. His hair is done in two neat plaits, and the smell was his perfume.

Heero The ambulance are on their way.

Quatre What did you tell them?

Heero There's a boy called Trowa Barton who has just been shot.

Quatre Shot?

Heero Look again Quatre.

*Quatre looks at a dead Trowa with an angry Duo jumping on him*

Duo NO ONE LAUGHS AT ME YOU FISH HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING? Good, you're not smiling anymore, that bullet worked wonders.TROWA! HAVE YOU GROWN EARS AT ALL? *picks Trowa up and shakes him* Hello? Earth to Trowa? *Drops him* Weirdo. *Forgetting about his shoes, falls over.*

Quatre Oh Duo, for heaven's sake, take off that summer dress and that make up.

Duo No! I will not take it off, you can't tell me what to do *sticks out tongue*

Heero Duo, take it off, you are so humiliating.

Duo Ladies wear dresses don't they?

Heero *sweatdrop* Yeah . . .

Quatre Heero, can't you see? He wants to be a girl

Heero Whats wrong with being a boy? It's that bloody Relena. She's hypnotized you hasn't she? Oooooooh, I am soooooo gonna get revenge.

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*Outside Relena's school*

Relena *waving her hands rapidly with a BIG smile* HI HEERO!!!!!!!!

Heero *picks up Relena by the ribbon on her school uniform* What have you done to Duo?

*Duo catches up*

Duo *soprano tone* Hello Relena!

Heero Duo! You're voice - you . . . I don't know whether to be happy or sad I'll never hear you're beauti- well nice voice again!

*flashback* *Heero is driving a car down a street with Duo*

Duo McDonalds! Stop Heero! Lets get a happy meal!

Heero Shut up you idiot!

Duo Legoland! I wanna play in LegoLand! You missed it!

Heero Stop being babyish Duo and shut up before I throw you out of the car.

Duo OK, throw me out at the nearest toys r us store! *Heero makes a sharp turn next to the curve and puts masking tape over Duo's mouth and chains up his hands and feet to the car and drives off again* Mmmmmmmmm! Omp! BRRRRRRR! Eeeeeee! WAAA! OOM!

*End of flashback*

Heero Okay, Relena. What did you do?

Relena Me? Do what? Is it a crime to smile now? Oh Duo looks so lovely in that dress!

Heero *muttering* Yeah, thanks a lot for reminding me.

Duo I just love being a girl, now no one will complain about my braid - or now; pigtails.Is my hair okay?

Relena Oh sure, do you know about them new hair clips?

Duo Pink! My favourite colour! I read about it in a mizz magazine.

Relena Oh! And they have a discount for them lovely rosy-red lipsticks.

Duo Yes! And I'm collecting dolls at the moment!

Relena From the Sweet Dollies Company?

Duo Yeah!

Heero *big sweatdrop* Oh my God.

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*At the hospital; the G-boys, all except Duo are crowding around snoring Trowa and shocked Wufei; who looks like he's seen a ghost.*

Wufei I can't believe it. Oh my God. It's not happening. It's a dream. IT'S A DREAM. IT'S A BLOODY DREAM! NO! NO! NO! NO! It's horrible! ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH! *Hits his head with hand*

Heero This means war. *picture army tent* We have got to stop Relena! Before it's too laaaaaaaaaaaaaaate . . .

*sweatdrop, snore, silence, footsteps.*

Duo I am now here to announce that my name is now officially Trio as Duo is a boy's name.

*sweatdrop, sweatdrop, snore, silence*

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Okay, that was the end of chapter one. If you like it, then keep your eyes peeled for chapter two - out in . . . er . . . um . . . ooh . . . maybe . . . soon? *sweatdrop* Well, put it like this, just keep looking at: fanfiction.net>>anime>>gundam>>humor. I also write in many other anime catergories, like Sailor Moon. Please write a review and you'll get a reply within 1 month, or you could email me at laughing_gal_4ever@hotmail.com