It was a nice day. Suddenly the sky turns green, and the smell of ogre layers fill the air. It's Shrek! He has come to spread his onions.
He grabs me by his mighty ogre hands. he says, "Its all ogre for you." CENSORED "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." I say. Then Shrek became our Ogre-Lord.
~The End "Its not ogre, its never ogre."