Bad Day
It's Miles Edgeworth's birthday!
Oh joy.
His day started like this……
When he got to his office he was greeted by Lana, in a bad way.
"GUESS WHAT MILES! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!?"
"Yes, I know it's my goddamn birthday."
"NO! It's the day we replace you with a monkey!"
"WHAT!?!?"
On cue the door opened and out came a chimp, who happened to be wearing a frilly collar.
Miles found himself outside, apparently the monkey got to keep his stuff.
He walked up to his car, just to see it get run over by a train.
"What the hell?"
He walked to Wright and Co. Offices because he said he would join Nick and Maya to lunch.
Meanwhile At The Top Floor
Maya was doing her homework.
Phoenix was attempting to help.
"OBJECTION! There's a computer right there! Who needs these huge dictionaries?"
He promptly tossed them out the window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! MY FACE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW! FUCK!"
"Doesn't that sound like Prosecutor Edgeworth?" asked Maya.
"Yeah, but I doubt it!"
Back to Edgeworth
Miles was laying on the ground with 3 huge dictionaries on his face.
He could faintly hear Phoenix say...
"OBJECTION! Who needs this file cabnet? I have a computer!"
Another large black shadow loomed over him.
"Oh crap."
Hours Later
"I'm so glad we cleaned out the office, aren't you Maya?"
"I thought I heard Miles screaming in pain."
"Hmmmm...I did too. Who thought someone else had a voice like that?"
Suddenly the door burst open and in stepped a bloody Miles,
"I AM GOING TO SUE YOUR ASS!"
Maya looked at him blankly, "Why?"
"I have one..."
"OBJECTION! Who needs that stupid collar!?"
Miles found his collar ripped off and thrown out the window by none other than...
...Phoenix Wright.
"Okay scratch that, TWO reasons..."
"OBJECTION! Who needs YOU!?"
Ten seconds later Miles found himself facing a fast approaching ground.
"THAT'S THREE REASONS!"
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