Disclaimer: I don't own "I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker" or AtLA. Mores the bloody pity.
AN: So, evidently I have too much time on my hands. And a low boredom threshold...
I Wish I Was an Earthbender
Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
In the rule of Firelord Ozai revolution was in the air
We were born to bleed for a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
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When paupers sang for who they are
And princes wandered near and far
When music was for nomads and Bumi was still king
When the Dai Li were a pack of trolls
Trying to crush our rebel souls
And the spirits were still scary because we don't know everything
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Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
In the rule of Firelord Ozai revolution was in the air
We were born to bleed for a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
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When the Avatar was a living myth
And ignorance could still be bliss
And when a boy saved a girl she turned a whiter shade of pale
When me and my friends were in our teens
And peace was still a waking dream
And the only way to stay in touch was a rescue that didn't fail
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Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
In the rule of Firelord Ozai revolution was in the air
We were born to bleed for a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
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When firebenders were still on top
And fire flakes were all that they stocked
And the highways were roamed by bandits and barely ever safe
Kids were wearing hand-me-downs,
And playing games meant sneaking 'round
And soldiers still had long hair and dirt upon their face
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Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
In the rule of Firelord Ozai revolution was in the air
We were born to bleed for a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air
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I was born to bleed for a world that just might care
Oh I wish I was an earthbender with rocks up in the air…