Author's note: I just couldn't help myself! T.T I saw a picture of Male!Hungary and NyoPrussia and I just had to write a fanfic about them!I normally pair Hungary with Austria…but~ Come on! Look how cute they are! So~ I`ll be writing this…though…problem is I have to rearrange my usual pairings…so~ hope no one gets a heart attack if there are crack pairings XD
Of course this is just a trial run…It might just stay as a one-shot into a chaptered fic… after all..the fic can stand on its own as it is...but I guess it will depend on the audience impact
Warning: Genderbent Characters (am `I supposed to add that to the warning list?), Swearing (yes, It`s not really hetalia without the swearing (blame Romano…and a few more characters…) and OCCness (in my defence…they`re genderbent…some traits are bound to change…yes, there`ll be other characters that had their genders changed (me: sounded so wrong somehow…))
Disclaimer: I do not own HETALIA!
Hate love (Damn complex emotion)
People always say that teenage years are the best. That`s when you experience the wonders of the beautiful world. Yes, experience what the world has to offer. To experience many things that would help one grow, to prosper and to develop. They say in this stage is the most crucial of them all, the stage where new things bring colour into one`s life. Where they discover emotions, aspirations and dreams they yet to image. Where they can find themselves, find the dreams they desire and to find out the meaning of their lives
But most of all, to gain and experience wonderful emotions and to fall in love…
And Daniel hated the last one...that thing called love…
Hated it to the bitter end…within his deeply caged heart...
The Hungarian student sighed sadly, his green eyes staring bitterly at the couples surrounding him. He growled when the wind blew his brown hair to his face, his damn ponytail can`t seem to tame his hair. He`s never usually annoyed - only when you piss him off to his limit, but seeing couples all lovey-dovey is almost sickening. It was bad enough that he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, forgot his lunch and now he has to face these, happy-bubbly couples and their sickening affection.
He was not jealous in anyway…
Nope…never… nay…nadda…yadda…
Okay…maybe a little…
Of course it wasn`t that he had no one. Of course not, he was engaged to a beautiful and elegant woman. She was the epitome of a lady; long silky black hair trailing down her back, violent eyes calm and steady that could easily trap your soul, and with the grace, elegance and manners of a perfect princess. Yes, she was perfect in every way. She was amazing in music, a great cook, smart and the top of her class, well-spoken and polite, and most of all came from a long line of royalty. She was the perfect girl, the perfect girlfriend and could be the perfect wife.
Yeah, she was also a bit dull…
Don't get him wrong, he loves Sophia Edelstein…he loved her even when they were children…
It`s just…
That love just died somewhere along the way…
Daniel rubbed his face and sighed in irritation. He loved her, he always did. He did everything for her. He made sure she was safe, made sure that she was happy and made sure to be the perfect husband. And they lived happily as children…
But then…well life became dull somehow…
Well at least he wasn`t engaged to her Romanian cousin…
He almost was…why in hell would his father raise him as a girl? And thanks to that he was almost engaged to Valeriu Ionescu…he hated that guy to the core…stupid vampire fan…maybe he should hit the guy with his frying pan…after all the bastar-
"Oi! Unawesome Hungarian!"
Well that distracted him from his thoughts, sighing he turned to the source of the noise.
And there standing before him was a pale skinned woman with long wild white hair. Her heterochromic eyes were as unique as ever, the reds at the top of her irises were bleeding unto the blues of the lower part. Her left cheek was scarred, but instead of making her look unappealing, the scar even gave her a more desirable look. The woman was pointing a slim finger at him, while her other hand was place firmly on her hip and her aura was screaming arrogance.
In other words the woman was trouble…
Daniel groaned, he did not need this now…not when he was in a terrible mood already…
"Julchen …please not now…" he said tiredly as his shoulders slumped.
The woman, known as Julchen frowned, "Oi! You okay girly boy?" she asked, "How can you not be pleased with my awesome presence!"
"Go annoy hang out with Antonio and Francis…or go annoy that Vampire…or do something!" Daniel groaned, "Just leave me alone!" he yelled.
Julchen blinked, "whoa dude...are we having a sexual crisis again?" she asked, "Come on we talked about this, you`re a male…your "bird" will not fly off when you get older." she said, as if it wasn`t the most disturbing thing anyone would say, "and furthermore you`re already seventeen, so that mean you`re almost finished with puberty so you won`t start developing brea-"
"I know that!" the male teenager snapped, his face red with embarrassment, "don`t bring that up…ever again…"
"Bring up what? That time when we took a bath together in the hot springs as kids and we found out that you`re-"
"Shut up…shut up!"
"Or that weird conversation afte-"
"You`re doing this on purpose!"
The female smirked, "Kesesese~" she laughed, "that`s the piece of dirt I have on you."
Daniel growled, "Be fucking happy you`re a god damn woman or so help me if I do not hit you with my frying Pan." he hissed threateningly.
The woman chuckled, "Yeah, whatever girly boy, I can take you on any day!" she exclaimed proudly, "You will fall before my awesomeness!"
The male teenager growled and chanted 'You will not hit women' in his head like a mantra as he tried to drown out the woman`s mocking laugh.
This woman was the bane of his existence (Okay, second one next to the vampire geek). Ever since they were children she always finds a way to either mock him or to annoy him. She always finds a way to get them into trouble. She always causes fights and makes sure to drag him along. She was always bullying his fiancé. She was always running around causing havoc due to the pranks she and her friends caused (sometimes with her group "The bad touch Trio" or with her cousin a.k.a. the Vampire geek). She was always causing trouble for him and her family.
She always makes him pay attention to her.
In which he shouldn`t because he has a fucking fiancé!
He sighed again, his life was quite complicated wasn`t it? Sadly it`s either he lives it or commits suicide, sadly he doesn`t want to die that way.
"Oi? Seriously, what got you into the dumps?" the girls asked again, "what? You and the prissy princess got into an argument?"
The boy sighed for the nth time that day, "That`s not something you should call your cousin," He said, "or my fiancé." He added.
"I`ll call her whatever I damn want to!" Julchen said haughtily, "Damn Sophia always being so prissy and annoying. Always going about how improper I 'am or how I should be productive and all that crap." She ranted, "Boooriiiinggg~~ I`d rather jump off the balcony than to live in a perfectly boring world."
"Well she is correct." Daniel stated simply, "You`re acting more like a male than a woman."
"Fuck, you to?" she swore, "damn even Vali thinks she`s boring sometimes, and he`s a guy. Damn it girly boy you are less than a man than you should."
"Well whatever Ionescu says I don-"
"Julie!" someone called.
"Speak of the devil." Daniel groaned.
Someone was jogging towards them. The teen had strawberry blonde hair, with a small hat on the right side of his head. His eyes were red, almost bright crimson. He was smiling widely which revealed one sharp canine. He was approaching them happily, easily ignoring the tense and angry aura Daniel was emitting.
The blonde must be in a good mood if he ignored him…
Damn…he hates it when the younger male was happy.
"Julie!" the Romanian greeted happily, "Antonio and Francis were looking for you!" he said happily, his smile was wide and he was practically emitting an aura filled with rainbows and flowers.
'Yup, it`s not my day' Daniel growled in his mind.
Julchen smiled, "and what made my not as awesome me but still awesome cousin happy?" she asked.
The younger teen blushed, "N-nothing in particular…" he mumbled.
The woman smirked, and when she does teases are bound to follow, "Ohh~ Vali is in love?" she teased and then suddenly she head locked the blonde (even if she was shorter) and gave him a noogie, "Who`s the lucky gal~?"
The blonde merely laughed as he tried to get out of the woman`s grasped, but Daniel was not paying attention. He was fuming. It wasn`t enough that he`s having problems with his love life. It wasn`t enough that couples were flaunting their happiness, while he`s sulking in a corner. It wasn`t enough that he was still upset about the complexity of his life and the difficulty of the situation. And it wasn`t enough that he thinks he`s in love with his fiancé`s cousin.
But that damn Romanian has a love life while he has difficulty with his?!
That takes the fucking cake!
"So someone could actually love a freak like you." He said mockingly, instantly stopping the happy scene before him, "Nice, whoever that person is must be blind then."
The other teen sneered, "What is it? Jealous ex-fiancé?" he drawled.
"Ha! As if anyone would be willing to marry you!" Daniel scoffed.
"Says the guy who was wearing a dress and was saying something by the lines of 'We`ll be engaged so I hope we get along'."
"I was forced to, you brat! I`d rather eat worms."
"Well, you already did, I remember correctly you rather enjoyed it."
"Fuck you vampire!"
"Make me sissy!"
"Oh I will!" Daniel finally snapped as he raised his prized frying pan, "I`m going to whack you until you forget your name!"
"I`m not afraid of you, wuss!" Valeriu exclaimed as he pulled out a dark stick which was about 13' long and the tip was glowing slightly, "I`m going to fucking hex you to next wee-"
"Daniel! Stop it this instant!"
"Valeriu! Put your wand away!
They stopped mid attack to turn their heads and to stare at the new arrivals. A regal woman was approaching them, her face set in a disapproving stare. Daniel instantly recognized his fiancé and with a sighed hid his weapon. He noticed Valeriu staring at two blonde teenagers approaching them; one had messy blonde hair, with lime-green eyes and thick eye brows. The other one had a lighter shade of blonde with the left side of his bangs neatly clipped by a cross shape barrette, his face was blank and his blue eyes were calm but dull.
Great, not only will his fiancé give him disapproving stares but the magic club has arrived and he does not want Arthur to scold him about proper conduct within school property.
Of course before anyone could get a word the damn Albino woman had to speak, "Why the hell did you stop them it was getting good." She said simply.
Sophia sighed, "As usual, barbaric."
"Shut it princess." Julchen retort, "I can`t believe you even got here, doesn`t prince sissy carry you so you won`t get dirty." She said in mock-disbelief.
"I see you still can`t hide your jealousy." Sophia stated simply.
"Jealous my ass! As if I would be jealous of a fucking princess wuss like you!"
"Such vulgar language."
"Like I care what you think bitch."
"Cat fight!" Valeriu suddenly called, adding more fuel to the fire.
Sofia huffed, "As if I will stoop so low as to engage in such…primitive actions."
"So unawesome." The albino woman said, "A wuss as always and spoiled too, with a demanding attitude." She then turned to Daniel and smirked, "I bet she only came here so her boyfriend could carry her books for her. Spoiled little princess."
Sophia sighed, "I`m tired of this, come on Daniel, I think it`s best if we leave now." And with a much natural grace as she has she turned and walked away.
Daniel naturally followed but when he turned his head he could have sworn the naturally cheery woman`s face had a pinch of sadness in it. He stopped and turned towards them simply staring at the unique eyes that held his green ones. They stared at each other as if trying to read their emotions. Trying to reach into their soul and find something. Something they`re been longing to see.
And Daniel saw a small spark, a small spark of something and with that he turned to follow his fiancé.
Whatever he saw somehow gave him hope but it also broke his heart.
After all he`s engaged…so he can`t love someone else..
That`s why he hates the complex emotion called love.
If he ever meet cupid he`ll be sure to hit that thing with his beloved frying pan. It`s payback for the heart break he`s receiving now.
Author`s note: I kinda love the part where Romania shows up...hahaha as for the wand...I couldn`t help it!..If I did turn this into a chaptered fic I`ll make sure to post a chapter explaining how they almost got engaged XD As for who Romania falls in love with~ well I`m actually torn apart there...since I got back into the fandom I`ve seen new pairings (a lot of them...some a crack others are canon)...and I love most of them! So I`m currently confused if I should pair him with Norway, Wales or should I stick with the usual (Paired him with Bulgaria in my fic "Love is music and Music is love" though only near the end...you have to squint real hard)...so yeah haha that`s why the person wasn`t mentioned.
Another note about the "Sexual crisis" thing and the "Come on we talked about this, you`re a male…your "bird" will not fly off when you get older." line...well if some remembered that episode when Prussia realized Hungary was a woman because he felt her chest because 'he' (Hungary believed himself to be male as a child) was complaining about chest pains...and I remember there was a certain line where Gil asks if 'he' has a "bird" (a slang for d*ck in case you don`t get it) and Hungary replies that "it" will grow as 'he' ages...I kinda did the opposite here XD
Aside from that there`s the names...I did a lot of research...popular names for NyoPrussia is either Maria or Julchen...with Julchen being the name for her Himaruya likes (as stated by the Wiki)...so I decided to mix them up and so we have Julchen Maria Beilschmidt
As for NyoAustria popular names includes Sophie, Sophia and Annaliese...personally I prefer Sophia it has a nice ring to it.
Then for NyoHungary the popular names for him are Daniel, Gary or Gari...I was supposed to go for Eli (short for Elizabeth) but then I decided against it...I like Daniel the best...so I went with it.
As for Romania`s name...I know in the last fic I named him Vlad...well...I felt that I should change it...but I wanted it to start with the letter 'V' so my research brought me the name "Valeriu" meaning "to be strong" and the last name Ionescu which is said to be a popular Romanian last name (...I might be wrong here though)
Anyway as for the description...I tried to be as detailed as possible and I had to refer to the wiki...describing NyoPrussia was difficult DX
Anyway...anyone wants to guess what that spark was?