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My first attempt at Jonascest. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT INCEST. OR SLASH..LEAVE! Haha...but it's not really that bad. Just short, sweet. You probably couldn't tell they were a couple if I didn't say it. Whatever.
Rated: Like PG. Or less if anything. Rofl.
Big thanks to Jason for giving me a Rocket Power villain, and all the Jonascest writers here for...writing. o.O

"What are you doing?" Nick asked, scowling slightly as he twisted around to look at his ankle, that was placed on Joe's lap. Joe was hunched over the ankle, writing god knows what. It could be anything from, "Nick doesn't just like cock, he likes MY cock" to "Barbie is the shit"...you don't really know with Joe. He's very unpredictable. Nick didn't bother to try to read it now after the first time, he knew Joe wasn't finished and he'd whine if Nick pulled his foot away to read it before he was done. The thought crossed his mind to kick his brother in the face, Nick knew it would be easy...but that's not usually the way you keep boyfriends. Not that Joe can just go up to their mom and be like, 'I don't like him anymore, he gave me a bloody nose. Put him back in your womb'. So in the end he just turned his attention back to the Power Rangers playing on the screen. He felt a poke in his side. "Joe, not now, Lord Zedd just stripped Rita of her powers." Poke, poke, "Christ, Joe, this is a big part of the show! STOP." Poke. Nick groaned and snapped his head in Joe's direction, "Are you a CHILD?" He hissed, fully annoyed.

Joe, on the other hand, was amused. He snorted and glanced from the scene on screen to his brother. "Did you just ask me that? The kid watching Power Ranger's just asked me if I was a kid?" Nick glared at him, causing Joe to laugh. "I'm finished!" He announced happily, pointing to his brothers ankle.

"Cool." Nick replied through clenched teeth as he turned back to the television show.

"...Nick...aren't you going to read it?"

"Maybe later."

"What, after the Rocket Power?" Joe snapped back, as Kevin walked in the room and sat on a separate chair from the two.

"Yes. As a matter of fact, I WILL read it after the Rocket Power."

"You're being immature." Joe told him, causing Nick to scoff. "Seriously. You're immature and I hate you."

"Love you too, Joe." He spoke, not looking back at him, causing Joe to grin and wrap his arms around his brothers torso.

Kevin gave them a look. "Weirdest. Couple. Ever."

"Shh, Rocket Power is on!" Joe told his big brother, cuddling with his boyfriend. Kevin just shook his head at the two, standing up and walking out again. "Hey...he was only in here for like five seconds, did you notice that?"

"Maybe he thinks you're annoying."

"Maybe he thinks you're immature."

Hahahahaha. Yep. No ounce of romance at all. But somehow I think it is a romance oneshot. I'm weird. bah. This sucks. Oh well.