Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series

by Quatermass

What happens when you take a beloved, practically sanctified JRPG, and put it through the wringer, Abridged Series-style? This, possibly. This is "Final Fantasy VI" with the brakes cut and sanity left at the door. This is "Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series"...

1. Foreword

FOREWORD

When I first started watching Dragonball Z Abridged (which was shortly after Season 1 ended, but I can't remember whether Season 2 had started), it was a revelation. To this day, with the exception of two of LittleKuriboh's works, my firm favourites in the various and manifold Abridged Series are all made by Team Four Star. This includes the recently created Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged, despite a couple of jokes early on that were more than a little on the nose.

Some have been writing Abridged Series on this website. And I have decided to try and throw my particular hat into the ring. As I have no skills with video capturing or editing, might as well do it in prose.

Anyway, onto disclaimers. Firstly, there will be spoilers for Final Fantasy VI. You have been warned.

Secondly, there will be a LOT of annotations. I will not put up with any whining about it.

Thirdly, this is an M-rated fanfic for violence, sexual references, and coarse language. Oh, and toilet humour.

Fourthly, this is a parody of the story of Final Fantasy VI. I'm taking a cricket bat and a flamethrower to the established story. Note how the category is marked as 'Parody/Humour'.

Finally, the following is a fan-written parody. Final Fantasy VI is the property of its various owners. Please support the official release. Otherwise…you. Ultros. A locked room. Need I say more?