Mick Foley Was, the Commissioner
Disclaimer:
Yeah, yeah, Vince McMahon own his characters…yadda yadda, whatever, blah blah…Summary:
The words to Mick Foley's entrance theme (you know that he comes out with? It's track 6 on WWF the Music: Volume 4) that my friend Heidi and I made up during school. It's just sort of a Round Robin: I did two lines, passed it on, and she did two lines, she passed it back to me. I do have her permission to post this; she just doesn't have an email address or an account. Commas (,) indicate a pause. Dashes usually indicate you draw something out. Have fun!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~
Verse One
Mick Foley was, the co-mmissioner,
But know he is, fired 'cause of Vince
He-e-e, was a, good Commish,
But Vi-i-ince, fired his ass,
Mi-i-ick, will get, back at Vince,
He-e-e, will kick, hi-i-is ass,
Like Stone Cold has, in the past.
Chorus:
(crash)
Foley was, the co-missioner,
But no longer, is he, the commish.
Vi-i-ince, will pay, for this.
Linda will, stra-a-angle him.
For taking her, posi-tion away!
(da-da-da)
Verse Two
Whi-i-ile, Mick was, the commish,
He-e-e, got lots, of cheap pops;
I-i-in, Long I-land New York,
He-e-e, got three, in a night.
(da-da-da)
(crash)
But n-o-w, the cheap, pops are gone,
'Cause Vince had to, fire Mick,
Chorus
Verse Three
But someday, Mick will, be-e back,
'Cause Vi-i-ince, can't get, away with that.
(da-da-da)
Vi-i-ince, will get, his ass kicked,
If not by Mick, then by, Sto-one Cold!
(da-da-da)
Chorus
THE END