Summary:

Sasuke meets a feisty blond in the club, and falls hard an fast, but he can't quite grasp his nerves.

SasuNaru, , Humour/Rhyming/Romance

It's not boring (I hope, so read it and find out.) But I think it gets better later on.

Warnings:

Yaoi, SasuNaru.


Quirky Charms


I don't know what you did to me.

It's never happened before.

I was walking through a club one night,

I saw you dancing on the floor.

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Your face was so euphoric.

Your movements sleek and smooth.

I felt my trousers tighten,

When your body rocked to the groove.

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I wanted to walk over,

And tell you that you should be mine,

But you were with this ugly red head,

That stupid little swine.

-

I saw you glance over at me,

And I finally caught your eye.

You're cheeks lit up, rosy pink,

You're blue orbs reminded me of the sky.

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I watched you for a few more minutes,

Before you walked towards me,

My heart lodged in my throat,

But you finally escaped that evil banshee.

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You said your name is 'Naruto',

And I felt like I was going to faint.

With your small, tight body pressed against me,

I could barely keep my restraint.

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You asked me my name,

And I choked on my own tongue,

I heard your charming laugh,

And felt my heart strings hum.

-

We talked for what felt like forever,

When in fact it was just an hour,

You asked me if I lived around here,

I gagged in panic and said you looked like a flower.

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I told you, I wasn't good with people,

And you said you understood,

Then you grinned at me,

And whispered "I like your *wood."

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I asked you about the red head,

And you told me you're just friends.

Then you rose an eyebrow,

And said, "Actually, that depends."

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I asked you what it depended on,

And you chuckled gently,

Then you blew me a kiss, and asked,

"How much room's in the back of your Bentley?"

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If I thought my pants were tight earlier,

I got a major shock,

When your delicate hand, slide between my thighs

Landed directly on my--*

-

My muscles were still aching,

As I lay with you nestled in my arms,

I leant down and whispered, "I love you."

And you replied, "I love you, and your quirky charms."

Fin~


*1:Wood, meaning his erection :)

*2:Cock, for the slow ones that didn't get it. XD

So, everyone, what did you think? I know I'm not great at writing poetry, but I try. :D

Apologies for any misspelling, or bad rhyming.

Review please, I'll give you cookies, and as usual, bribe you with a naked Itachi~!!