10 things Alice is not aloud to do:
1 Drink anything with caffeine in it (coke red bull, mother, V, coffee)
2 Tell Rosalie that she (Alice) is pregnant and then sing Nah Nah Nah Neee Nah Nah
3 Play Bella Barbie
4 Force anyone to go shopping
5 pretend to have PMS and act depressed (a depressed usually hyper pixie is really really scary)
6 smash Edwards piano
7 steal Bella's books and only give them back if she promises to go shopping for 1 month straight
8 Give Renesmee sugar (Its almost as bad as Alice on caffeine)
9 Beg Jasper to change the Cullen's emotions (Jazzy always gives in)
10 Rip people to sheds if they damage her clothes (You ever wonder why they don't got to NYC anymore?????)