Author's Note: OK so this is my first stand on it's own drabble. I might add some more, not really sure about it though. Read, review and hopefully enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Elestra or Flauvic (too bad eh?).
What will we do with a broken carriage?
"I told you we should have stayed with the carriage."
"We must go farther to find shelter. Unless of course you wish to die from Pneumonia, which I would joyously oblige you to stay here."
"If we had stayed put then there would be no need to search for shelter in hopes of survival. "
"What do wish me to do to remedy the situation?"
"Listen to me the next time the carriage we're stuck in breaks down."
"Believe me, I will never offer to escort you in the carriage again."
"Fine!"
"Where are you going?"
"Back to the carriage."
"If we separate there is an even greater chance you could die."
"Isn't that what you wanted a few moments ago."
"I doubt your family would let me live far longer than you."
"Have I told you lately how much I hate it when you're right."
"No, you have most sadly neglected your proper wifely duties."
"Then consider us even for getting us lost."
"See, there it is! I told you we were going the right way!"
"Please tell me we did not abandon our easily found carriage for a cave in the middle fo the woods."
"That assumption would be correct."
Furious rustling and repeated "oomphs" and "aahs" come from the front of the cave. The rain falling steadily turns into snow.
"This behavior is most…unfitting. Ah! My nose!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you bleed."
"No you just intended to bodily harm me you madwoman."
"Let me-"
"No, I don't want you near me anymore."
"Would a kiss make you feel better?"
"Perhaps, what kind of kiss"
"Come here."
A few minutes later…
"If we huddle together we can conserve body heat."
"I could work with more warmth."
"Elestra?"
"Yes, Flauvic."
"It would work even better if we had no clothes on."
"Shutup."
"Yes, dear."