A random Sonic one-shot:
Sonic and the Lost Chilidog.
Sonic and Tails are at a carnival and Sonic is hungry. So he says:
Sonic:"Hey Tails, let's get something to eat.'
Tails:"Like?"
Sonic:"I dunno, some pizza or a taco or maybe-OH MY GOD ITS A CHILIDOG STAND!" *zooms*
Tails:"I put him through 5 years of therapy and yet he NEVER goes away from the Chilidogs."*sigh*
Chilidog Guy: "Hey, what'll ya-"
Sonic: "GIMME 250 CHILIDOGS ON THE DOUBLE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, MAGGOT!"
The Chilidog guy runs away and Sonic looks inside and sees there are no more chilidogs.
Sonic: "No more chilidogs? No…no…NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sonic shakes his fist in the air and if overlooked again by his older self.
Old Sonic: "And I'll never forget the day of the lost Chilidog. Pass me another one, Tails."
Old Tails:"Sorry Sonic. No more chilidogs."
Old Sonic is nowhere to be seen. Screaming is heard.
Old Tails: …
THE END
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