Chapter 1

Yuki Oshiro walked into the library only to find some rich kids talking. He went yet to another library room and guess what?...

More rich kids...

"Dude! Can't a guy find a place to study quietly!?," He shouted. Yuki Oshiro is a 17 year old second year who attends Ouran High School on a Scholarship because he makes ace grades. Yuki walked up the stairs to the second floor hallway to find the supposedly empty music room #3. Yuki couldnt afford a uniform so he wore something of his dad's. Yuki wore the thickest glasses ever, because he was as blind as a bat.

Yuki opened the door to the music room and was blown slighlty back, because of the roses blowing in his face. "Welcome to the Ouran Host Club!," they greeted. "Sup." Yuki replied. "Kyoya who is this young man?" a blue-eyed blonde asked. "He's Yuki Oshiro. Clas 2-A with Kaoru, Hikaru, and Haruhi." Yuki figured the glasses boy must be Kyoya."Well the guy only really talks when a teacher asks him to answer a question." The twins must be Hikaru and Kaoru. "Hey remember when you guys thought I was a guy?," The small one must be Haruhi. "Hmmmm... I see your point Haruhi.," The blonde said. All the girls in the room were eyeing Yuki. "Who's he?" one girl said. "Is he a new host?," another said."Good no one heard that.," Haruhi said.

"Well what should we do to prove this fact...THAT'S IT! Oshiro take your shirt off right here!" the blonde ordered. "Ok but I dont see what this is going to prove." Yuki said. He proceeded to take his shirt off and all everyone saw was a flat chest with a six pack that was visibly forming. "Ok I'm a guy can I put my shirt back on now?" He asked. "Yes yes go ahead.," The blonde said. Yuki put his shirt back on and just stared at everyone. "Hey you the blonde what's your name?" Yuki finally asked.

"You ask me my name Oshiro? Why my name is Tamaki Suoh the King of this Host Club!" Sparkles formed around Tamaki. "Dude if your gonna act like that then I'll just leave I was just looking for a freakin' place to study." Yuki started to walk towards the door when two sets of hands pulled him back. "Hey what the heck are you doin?! Let me go!" Hikaru and Kaoru had grabbed Yuki by the back of his shirt and was flailing around like a baby. "Now we dont have your personality type so you are now a member of this host club!" Tamaki said. "What for I didnt do anything. Look I'm leaving." Yuki said and slipped on two banana peels set on the floor by Kaoru and Hikaru. Slid across the room and hit a vase on a pedestal. "Now you did." the twins said. "3,000,000 yen Oshiro." Kyoya said. "DUDE! YOU ARE FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!!!!!" Yuki shouted. "Boss do you think thats such a really good idea to do him like that?" Kaoru said. (I'm gonna break your necks!) "Of course I do this is just a simple intervention to see how well he does." (You guys are crazy!) "Now we must get him out of those commoners clothes. Kaoru! Hikaru!" Tamaki snapped his fingers. "Yes Boss!" They said grabbing Yuki's arms and rushing him to the changing room. "Mori-Senpai!... When did you get here?" He asked. "Takashi and I were held up at the Dojo so we were late." Honey said. "Ok well... Mori go get some contacts for Yuki!" Tamaki ordered. ("Sounds like De Ja Vu to me..." Haruhi said.) "Kyoya call my stylist!" Kyoya already started dialing the number.

"Honey-Sempai!" Tamaki pointed to him.

"Yeah! :3," He said.

"Go eat some cake." He said.

"No one wants our help Usa-chan." Honey said disappointed.

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Hikaru and Kaoru pushed Yuki into the dressing room and had his clothes in their hands. "Now you must change! Change! Change! Change! Change! Change!," they chanted. "Hey watch the hair! That hurts! OW! You clipped my chest!," Yuki shouted. "...OW!"