Disclaimer: I do not own the Clique
Disclaimer: I do not own 'So Sick' by Ne-Yo
Disclaimer: I do not own any artist or song featured in this parody.
Gotta change my answering machine
Now that I'm alone
Cuz right now it says that we
Can't come to the phone
And I know it makes no sense
Cuz you walked out the door
But it's the only was I hear your voice anymore
"Hi! This is Massie, I'm probably off riding Brownie so please leave a message at the beep!" BEEEEEP.
"WAAH!!" Derrington bawled as he replayed his stalker tape recordings.
It's ridiculous
It's been months, for some reason I just
Can't get over us
And I'm stronger then this
"She broke my heart Cam!" Derrington cried with ferocity.
"Dude you guys went on ONE DATE four months ago!" Cam, usually Mr. Sensitive looked disgusted.
"But it was the best night of my life!"
"She poured a Coke on you because it wasn't a diet!"
"SO??" Derrington looked at Cam like he was crazy "It was OUR Coke!"
Enough is enough
No more walking 'round
With my head down
I'm so over being blue
Crying over you
"Cam, you've inspired me to be a better man." Derrington clapped his shoulder "I'm not going to cry anymo...HEY LOOK AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!"
And I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
"Twinkle twinkle little star" Derrington gazed up into the night sky in his nightshirt and cap "please bring my Massie back to me."
And I'm so sick of love songs
So sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
"Eeew Taylor Swift is on the radio again" Derrington looked disgusted. "Let me just turn this off..."
Click
"CURSE YOU CHEAP RADIO DIAL!!" he screamed to the ceiling.
Gotta fix that calendar I have
That's marked July 15th
Because since there's no more you
There's no more anniversary
"July fifteenth, the day I first met Massie Block" Derrington drifted into a dream state.
"Hi I'm Derrick" the blonde HART smiled.
"Eww!! COOTIES!!" a five-year-old Massie screamed and ran to her other four friends.
I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you
And your memory
And now every song reminds me
Of what used to be
That's the reason I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So gone with wishing
You were still here
"Staaaaaar? Didn't you hear me?" Derrington looked at the sky sternly.
And I'm so sick of love songs
So sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
"SHUT...UP...CELINE...!!" Derrington banged his radio with a hammer, but still "Because You Loved Me" echoed through his kitchen.
Leave me alone
Stupid love songs
"AAAAAAAAAHHH!! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!!" Derrington darted up the quiet Westchester street as the Starlight Orchestra casually rolled around the neighborhood on a parade float.
Don't make me think about her smile
Or having my first child
I'm letting go
Turning off the radio
"Mr. and Mrs. Derrick Harrington" Derrington smiled evilly in his fantasy "And little Anastasia." A two-year-old blonde hopped around Massie's protruding tummy.
Suddenly the stupid radio ran out of battery.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!" Derrington screamed triumphantly.
Cuz I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing
You were still here
"Ok you fucking pulsating fiery mass, it's ON!!" Derrington laced up his boxing gloved and tried to hit the star by jumping on top of the Range Rover.
And I'm so sick of love songs
So sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
Suddenly as Derrington kicked the radio in triumph, it flipped back on at full volume.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Derrington collapsed into a blonde heap.
He could never win.