Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil

Chris Redfield hated Africa, the sun was too overpowering and the dry wind sucked whatever moisture his skin managed to retain. However the main reason he hated the country was due to the fact that ever since he arrived here an ominous feeling of doom and disaster washed over him; shaking off his common life preserving instincts he exited his overly foreign vehicle.

"You must be Redfield" inquired a definite female voice, hiding a sigh he turned around and faced what he surmised to be his new partner.

"I'm Sheva Alomar, your new partner" she exclaimed honestly offering her hand in a greeting fashion.

"Interesting, my last partner was a woman" Chris replied, wondering how long she would survive on the journey that was now confirmed to bad in his mind due to her introduction.

"Really, what happened to her?"

"She fell 30 stories or more to her presumable death" he replied in a nostalgic tone, his eyes glazed over as he replayed the same damn memory again for the 20th time that day, not noticing that his "partner" was giving him a slightly mortified look.

"I'm-m real-ly sorry to hear that, hopefully that won't happen again" she replied nervously, trying to inject some humor into the awkward conversation that Chris had just created.

"Yeah! Hopefully it won't, after all she was just more experienced than you, better trained, more familiar with the situation…. " he stated while cheerfully laughing.

"O-KKkk, how about we just go and collect our gear" Sheva said quickly, not at all liking that area the weird discussion was heading in, not waiting for him reply she started walking briskly towards their destination.

"Uppity bitch" Chris muttered as he followed her at a snails pace, feeling that this would be the last time in a long while that he could actually walk and not run. He didn't even notice that he had walked into a small crowd of people who were playing African polo with bats and a squirming bag as substitutes for the proper equipment.

"Fucking bag! Stupid thing got blood allover my new Playless shoes" he shouted as he repeatedly stamped on the moving container until it stopped… moving. The small crowd just started at him in shock and Sheva's jaw dropped at the barbaric act that had just occurred.

"What are you looking at asshole?!" Chris shouted at a nearby villager that been beating the moving bag just moments ago, after not getting an answer he gave him a rib shattering kick and proceeded to walk on him to his destination, making sure his heel crushed the fallen mans trachea along the way.

"Bitches" he muttered as he gave them the entire crowd the finger without turning back, just to display how awesome he was.

"What the fuck was that!" Sheva screamed as he approached, pointing to the two dead bodies that were now in the street.

"I was reminiscing about the past when that stupid bag got blood all over my brand new shoes! I just bought them for fifty bucks! Do you have any idea how rare a deal that was?!" he shouted in response pointing at his bloodied sneakers with the words "Nehike" and an inverted swoosh, his tone clearly an indication of him not liking the way she was going holier-than-thou on him.

"Are you out of your mind, your in BSAA uniform! What if someone videotaped you or took pictures?"

"Relax, you act like they have technology in this mud heap" he said flippantly making a shooing gesture with his hands.

Sheva took a deep breath, raising her fingers to her temples to ward off the oncoming headache. "I'm going to pretend I did not hear that, let's just go get our gear and do our mission without any civilian causalities, is that clear?"

"Sorry, I wasn't even paying attention. I was just wondering where the hell everyone went?" Chris said as he gestured behind him letting her see the absence of activity, even the bloodied body bag Chris kicked was gone.

"That's not… normal" she murmured as she surveyed the area, then she reasoned that they must have fled due to outburst that Chris had displayed.

"Look never mind that just follow me" she explained as she lead him to an unlocked door and opened it.

"Look out!" Chris shouted as he pushed her down and drew back his arm on the unsuspecting man leaning on the wall.

"FALLLCOOONNN--"

"No Wait! I'm not an enem-"

"PUNCHHHHHHH!" Chris shouted as he buried his fist in the man's rib cage and was rewarded with the sound of breaking ribs for the second time that day.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, THAT'S OUR CONTACT!" Sheva screamed as she was treated to another display of gratuitous violence in less than ten minutes courtesy of one Chris Redfield.

"Can't you tell, he's clearly a member of Al Qaeda" Chris stated as he defended his actions. He turned and pointed at the gasping man while pulling out his mobile. "You're going to Guantanamo fucker!" he said while attempting to text someone.

"Fucc-cc-k yo-ou!"

"Chris, he's Egyptian Coptic you moron!" Sheva shouted as she tried to help the man, sadly he had already faded into unconsciousness. "Great now how are we going to locate our weapons?" she asked in frustration.

"You mean the ones in the open glimmering metal box on the table" Chris said has he pointed toward the table. Noticing that there noting she could really do for the contact she left him in the most comfortable position one could for a man who just had half his ribs fractured and collected her weapons while shooting her partner dirty looks.

"I will take point! You will follow me, and shoot only what I shoot; do you understand?!" Sheva commanded as she turned around after loading her gun, what she found however was that Chris was already exiting and moving forward without her.

"Chris! Wait for me!" she cried as she chased him, more fearful of what havoc he could unleash with an actual weapon.

Unknown to both of them a villager had captured Chris's grand entrance into Kijuju with his state-of-the-art 20 mega-pixel camera phone and had posted it on to Youtube with the title "BSAA member terrorizes village and kills two men" the video only showing Chris's actions and not the others prior to his interference, it basically insinuated to the viewer that Chris had put the man in the bag and killed him and then murdered the armed villager who people assumed was there to "defend" the man in the body bag.

The video had already garnered 50 thousand hits.