(notes: I CANT SPELL. PLEASE dont
flame about that. Im well aware. Also, read
the numbers before you flame, OK? thats all
I ask.^^ more at the bottem. This is in
Draco'sPOV, so it may get a little evil...
hence the title.^^)
OO! Me so evil...
Draco's point of view (God help us all)
~Prelude~
Its 4:59 a.m. And Im awake. That alone is
worth writing about! Usually I get woken up
by-
"DRACO MALFROY! YOU GET UP
RIGHT NOW!!!"
-my dad yelling at the top of his lungs to wake
me up. Its 5 a.m. Gooooooooooood morning
Vietnam (1)...er....Malfroy mansion! Hmm...
next item of buesness...oh yah, getting dressed.
Wont get to detailed here, my most sincere
aplologies to you infatuated young ladies out
there (Hehe heh! Wouldnt be Draco without
the vain-ness. You gotta love him. ^^), but cant
go out in my pajamas, now, can I? Ok, done
with that. Oh yah! did I mention todays the first
day of school?
Well, it is. Back on a train to be shipped back to
Hogwarts. The headmaster is loony, I tell you.
Absolutly nuts! What sane person would have
enough patence to keep a beard that long!? Can
you imagine shampooing that thing? Adn then,of
cource, theres Potter and his Pose.
You all know who Harry Potter is,right? Of cource
you do! You know, the one with the freaky scar....
yah,him. Anyway, I tryed to be nice to the kid. I really
tryed. I evin invited him to be my friend the verry
first day of school. But did he agree? Of cource not!
Rather hang out with Flame Head and Fuzz Ball.
Whats up with that?
And you know, they make me out to be a really horrible
guy. Like,all evil or something. Im not! Really! I like all
the normal stuff. Just like any other kid. Good looking girls.
Uh...nice looking girls. Friends. Girls. All the normal stuff.
What do they expect me to say, "Hello Im draco Malfroy
and I like water lillies and pansies and roses and walks on
the beach.*sniff sniff* Get me my lipstick and spandex (2),
would you"? Dream on, Potter!
But Im off track again. Hogwarts. Thats what I was talking
about. I think. Well, Hogwarts is wierd. They dont evin teach
the Dark Arts. I mean, iv been learning that stuff sence I could
talk. And most of thiese kids dont evin know the unforgivable
curces! And im going back ther. Again.
Im a fith year now. Its wierd, fith-year-ness. You would think
Id feel a bit difrent about it than fourth-yar-ness, or
third-year-ness. But I dont. same old fealing. Being marched
off the the patato stacks.(thats an old saying meaning being
forced to go somewhere.)
The thing that bothers me most about ol Hogie-Warts, though,
is the teachers. Mc Gonnagall knows her stuff, but shes so stiff.
The woman needs to party or something. Now THAT is an i
nteresting thought. Moody, he was the DADA teacher last year.
Hate that guy. He transfigured me into a waesel! Grr to him.
Hagrid....that guy- or rather, half-giant - really shoudnt evin be
teaching. You should have seen the things hes brought!
Blast-Ended Skewrts. Cringe. The reast, they are in the middle.
A bad place to be, if you ask me. Theres only one kinda-cool
teacher there! One.
Now, how did you guess I was gonna say Snape? Hes cool
because he never yells at me. I get good grades in there for
doing horrible work. Hes only kinda cool, though, because
hes a trader to the Dark Lord.I think Doumledore drugged him
or something.
Oh, darn it, Iv lost track again. What is it that I should be
doing....
"DRACO MALFROY, YOU GET YOUR REAR IN THE
LIMO THIS INSANT!"
Oh yah! Count on good Ol' Dad to remind you of what you
gotta do.
Caio!
(Notes: OK, heres the numbers:
1)"goooooooood morning Vietnam"- thats from a movie,
'Good morning Vietnam'. Its a really great one about a DJ in
the Vietnam War. No offence ment.
2)"Get me my lipstick and spandex"- thats from this one guy's
impression of Dark Bear (from Care Bears) transformation to
Pansy Bear. He's all diobalicle one second and the next he's,
well, Pansy Bear. Its a joke: no offence ment.
Ok, did you like it? I hope so. Im not used to writing first
person, so this may get evin wierder. Eeep. ^^
-AP
flame about that. Im well aware. Also, read
the numbers before you flame, OK? thats all
I ask.^^ more at the bottem. This is in
Draco'sPOV, so it may get a little evil...
hence the title.^^)
OO! Me so evil...
Draco's point of view (God help us all)
~Prelude~
Its 4:59 a.m. And Im awake. That alone is
worth writing about! Usually I get woken up
by-
"DRACO MALFROY! YOU GET UP
RIGHT NOW!!!"
-my dad yelling at the top of his lungs to wake
me up. Its 5 a.m. Gooooooooooood morning
Vietnam (1)...er....Malfroy mansion! Hmm...
next item of buesness...oh yah, getting dressed.
Wont get to detailed here, my most sincere
aplologies to you infatuated young ladies out
there (Hehe heh! Wouldnt be Draco without
the vain-ness. You gotta love him. ^^), but cant
go out in my pajamas, now, can I? Ok, done
with that. Oh yah! did I mention todays the first
day of school?
Well, it is. Back on a train to be shipped back to
Hogwarts. The headmaster is loony, I tell you.
Absolutly nuts! What sane person would have
enough patence to keep a beard that long!? Can
you imagine shampooing that thing? Adn then,of
cource, theres Potter and his Pose.
You all know who Harry Potter is,right? Of cource
you do! You know, the one with the freaky scar....
yah,him. Anyway, I tryed to be nice to the kid. I really
tryed. I evin invited him to be my friend the verry
first day of school. But did he agree? Of cource not!
Rather hang out with Flame Head and Fuzz Ball.
Whats up with that?
And you know, they make me out to be a really horrible
guy. Like,all evil or something. Im not! Really! I like all
the normal stuff. Just like any other kid. Good looking girls.
Uh...nice looking girls. Friends. Girls. All the normal stuff.
What do they expect me to say, "Hello Im draco Malfroy
and I like water lillies and pansies and roses and walks on
the beach.*sniff sniff* Get me my lipstick and spandex (2),
would you"? Dream on, Potter!
But Im off track again. Hogwarts. Thats what I was talking
about. I think. Well, Hogwarts is wierd. They dont evin teach
the Dark Arts. I mean, iv been learning that stuff sence I could
talk. And most of thiese kids dont evin know the unforgivable
curces! And im going back ther. Again.
Im a fith year now. Its wierd, fith-year-ness. You would think
Id feel a bit difrent about it than fourth-yar-ness, or
third-year-ness. But I dont. same old fealing. Being marched
off the the patato stacks.(thats an old saying meaning being
forced to go somewhere.)
The thing that bothers me most about ol Hogie-Warts, though,
is the teachers. Mc Gonnagall knows her stuff, but shes so stiff.
The woman needs to party or something. Now THAT is an i
nteresting thought. Moody, he was the DADA teacher last year.
Hate that guy. He transfigured me into a waesel! Grr to him.
Hagrid....that guy- or rather, half-giant - really shoudnt evin be
teaching. You should have seen the things hes brought!
Blast-Ended Skewrts. Cringe. The reast, they are in the middle.
A bad place to be, if you ask me. Theres only one kinda-cool
teacher there! One.
Now, how did you guess I was gonna say Snape? Hes cool
because he never yells at me. I get good grades in there for
doing horrible work. Hes only kinda cool, though, because
hes a trader to the Dark Lord.I think Doumledore drugged him
or something.
Oh, darn it, Iv lost track again. What is it that I should be
doing....
"DRACO MALFROY, YOU GET YOUR REAR IN THE
LIMO THIS INSANT!"
Oh yah! Count on good Ol' Dad to remind you of what you
gotta do.
Caio!
(Notes: OK, heres the numbers:
1)"goooooooood morning Vietnam"- thats from a movie,
'Good morning Vietnam'. Its a really great one about a DJ in
the Vietnam War. No offence ment.
2)"Get me my lipstick and spandex"- thats from this one guy's
impression of Dark Bear (from Care Bears) transformation to
Pansy Bear. He's all diobalicle one second and the next he's,
well, Pansy Bear. Its a joke: no offence ment.
Ok, did you like it? I hope so. Im not used to writing first
person, so this may get evin wierder. Eeep. ^^
-AP