Plot of this was created by a dear friend.
Awsome people will know what the name of the story is the title from a song in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.'
Dammit, Janet. I Love You
Tosh sighed. This was the third time this week there had been a weevil sighting. And it was only Tuesday night. She pushed back her seat, and walked up the winding stairs to Jack's office. He was not going to be happy. He'd been out nonstop since Monday, and was clearly in need of a rest. And Ianto.
"I really hope he gets well soon..." Tosh thought as she walked up to her boss's office. Ianto had come down with the flu on Saturday, and had been bedridden ever since. Jack had made Owen stay with him 24/7, so he could get better as soon as possible, so the hub was Owen-less. This made catching the weevils much more tricky.
Tosh raised her hand, and tapped lightly on the glass door.
"No." Came the reply.
"Sorry Jack..." The woman said apologetically, knowing that Jack guessed it was another weevil sighting. She opened the door, to find Jack slumped over his desk. His head resting on his forearms.
"How many?" The man mumbled.
"Only two this time...Gwen's gone to stock up on more weevil spray, and hasn't come back yet. Shall I get the SUV running...save us more time?"
Tosh saw the man nod his head lazily. He then stood up, and grabbed his World War II coat, throwing it over his shoulders.
"Y'know, its times like this I really hate Ianto." Jack grunted, striding out of his office, followed quickly by Tosh.
The woman smiled. "I'm sure you don't hate him...It's not his fault he got sick. By my recollection, it was yours. "
Jack chuckled. "I like to be...adventurous."
"So that explains you taking a half asleep Ianto outside, and having sex with him, in the freezing cold and rain - on top of a car?"
Jacks grin widened, as he grabbed the weevil sedative off of the table, and put it in his pocket. "The office got a little boring."
Tosh shook her head, and ran to the cog door, waiting for it to open.
"GWEN!" Jack shouted "WEEVIL SIGHTING. TWO OF THEM. COMMON."
The sound of footsteps echoed from the hub. "Coming Jack. Got the spray." The woman looked around the hub as she reached Jacks level. "Where's Tosh?"
"Starting up the SUV. Come on. Weevil hunting to do!"
Battling the weevils had been a bitch. They were overly aggressive tonight. Tosh - who was told to wait in the car as she had hardly any experience with weevil chases - started to panic when the one of the weevils grabbed Gwen, so jumped from her hiding place in between the bushes, to come to the rescue. Her help didn't come to any aid though. The weevil released Gwen, and ran straight for Tosh, slicing open her cheek.
Jack eventually got the weevils sedated, and threw them in the back of the SUV.
"Gwen, sit up back with Tosh. I'm going to call Owen. He's gunna have to stitch up Tosh's cut..."
Gwen followed Jacks orders, and sat beside Tosh in the back seat. She placed a small towel over the woman's cut, earning a small hiss from her.
"Owen'll sort that out. Don't worry."
Tosh smiled, and closed her eyes, hoping that it would lessen the pain.
Meanwhile, Jack pulled the phone out of his trouser pocket, and dialled Owens number. He pressed the 'speaker' button, and set it down on the ledge, above the steering wheel.
After a few rings, Owen picked up.
"Christ Jack. Ianto's just fallen asleep. What is it?" The man huffed. His voice was a harsh whimper.
"Sorry. We need you down at the hub. There was another weevil sighting...Tosh..."
"Tosh? Wha...Is she okay?"
"One of them come at her and sliced her cheek...its deep, I think it needs stitches."
"What about Ianto? You said I wasn't allowed to leave him at any circumstances..."
"Do you want to help Tosh?"
"Yeah! Of course...but..."
"I'll pick you up. You drive back with Tosh, and sort her out. Me and Gwen'll stay there with Ianto. That okay?"
"Yeah..."
"Be there in 5 minutes."
Jack removed one hand from the steering, and pressed the 'end call' button. He then started speeding down the empty roads in haste to get to Ianto's apartment as soon as possible.
Jack arrived at Ianto's place in three minutes and twenty four seconds. "A new record..." Jack thought.
The man switched off the engine, and honked the horn 8 times in a rhythmic pattern. He then turned round to Gwen and Tosh.
"How you holding up?" He asked the injured woman.
She opened her eyes slowly, smiled, and nodded gently. "Fine..." She croaked, shutting her eyes again.
Jack was about to speak, when the passenger door was opened, and a bag thrown onto the seat. Owen stuck his head through the door, and looked to the back seats.
"Tosh! Are you alright?"
Her eyes opened again. She smiled once more - but this time it was much more cheerful and bright.
"I'm fine Owen. It's just a scratch."
"Doesn't look like it...Jack, Gwen - out. Need to take her back to the hub." The man informed - looking over at his boss.
"Righty-oh." Jack got out of the SUV, followed by Gwen.
Before Owen got into the car where the older man was, Jack turned round. "Is there anything that Ianto needs? Medicine...Anything?"
"Left a note on the table."
With that, Owen slammed the door closed, switched on the engine, and drove off down the road.
Oooooer! Next chaper up soon.