Chapter 1- Stuck- BPOV

Stupid, stupid Mr. Banner! Why couldn't he be the Juniors' science teacher two years in a row? Why am I forced to suffer like this?

If I've had one stroke of good luck in the past four years it's that I've never had to talk to him, that arrogant jerk of a human. Even though he doesn't think he's human. Sigh, but now his never acknowledging my existence is about to change, unfortunately.

Of course he's gorgeous and all, but he knows it and uses it. I hate him.

Go burn in hell, Edward Cullen.

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"Who'd you get paired up with for the parenting thing?" my BFF, Alice Cullen, aka Edward's adopted sister, asked me.

I don't know how it's possible that Alice is such a nice person and her brother is the most jerky, horrible guy I've ever met, or not met in this case.

Why does the Forks School District force this parenting project upon its innocent, unsuspecting seniors? Well, most of us are innocent anyway.

"Becky? Hey, looks like we've slept together before! How come I wasn't aware of this? Sup Alice," Edward called from down the hall. Every girl (and Mike Newton, Eric Yorkie, and Tyler Crowley) within hearing distance stopped what they were doing and gave me death glares. If looks could kill, I'd be repeatedly dying painfully at least a hundred times.

"Almost say the Devil's name and the Devil shall appear," I whispered to a shocked Alice.

"Him?" She yell-whispered a response.

"Unfortunately, I'm stuck with him for a whole three months! Life sucks."

"No, just yours. I got paired up with Jasper, you know Jasper Whitlock?" she explained.

"I like to whisper, too!" a musical, velvety voice quoted. "Hi Becky, Fat-lice," he nodded to each of us before turning to wink at the two most slutty girls in the school, Lauren Mallory and Jessica Stanley.

"Hello, Smelled-ward," Alice replied. "Her name's Bella, not Becky, idiot."

Edward turned his head back to look me over a few times.

"My apologies, Bella," he grinned his signature crooked smile.

Even though I knew he wasn't, that was so gentleman-like of him…. It just might've changed my perspective of him a bit.

"So," I started, "What's the kids name? It's not going to be Edward, Jr.," I pulled the doll out of my backpack, sneering the words 'Edward, Jr.'

"Jeez, you already had the baby? How long ago did I sleep with you?" he chuckled.

Well, that just changed the slight respect he gained back to none….

"Ha ha, very funny, but would you stop with the sex jokes now? I mean, really, do you see the death glares people are giving me? Anyways, I was thinking the kid's name should be 'Jacob' or 'Gabe' or 'Eli' or 'Seth.' Maybe even 'Pancho,' just because it's ridiculous."

"How can I see the death glares people are giving you when all I see is you?" he was so quiet I wasn't even sure he actually said that. Nah, he couldn't've. Just imagining things I guess. Besides, isn't he dating that Leah Clearwater chick from the Quileute reservation down in La Push? Or was it Rosalie Hale? Or Lauren Mallory? Or all three? Oh my gosh, I think it is all three….

"Well, what if it's a girl? She won't be Alice or Bella, Jr. if the boy can't be Edward, Jr." he smiled. Stupid glorious smile, always making my face about as red as a poinsettia.

"Emily, Stephenie, Renée, Esme… Renesmee," I mused.

"Renesmee's a pretty name!" Alice chirped in, making me jump about three feet in the air, I'd totally forgotten she was here! As soon as I was back in my chair… Chair? Wow, we must've unconsciously walked to lunch. As soon as I was back in my chair I was poinsettia-face, again.

"Sorry, Bella. Hey, you gonna eat that apple?" she apologized.

"Yeah, sure, whatever," I said before handing her my brilliant green Granny Smith.

"Well, here's the moment of truth. Change its diaper." he demanded. What a jerk, seriously.

"Thanks for giving me options," my voice dripping with sarcasm and, for the first time, looking up into his dazzling emeralds he calls eyes. I had to look away quickly, no need to get people worried by hyperventilating and turning tomato-red.

Fifty-two seconds later I, apparently, had something really important (to me at least) to announce.

"Renesmee."