A/N: Just read and review. Oh and Kayori!! I hope you like this new
fanfic!!!
[Chapter 1: Life is like Barney shows.]
Have you ever wonder what does Kikyo do while the Inuyasha gang are off to fight for the Shikon Shards?
Well, in this documentary, I have recorded numerous events with Kagome's video recorder.
Yes, I'm too cheap and broke to even get my own video recorder or whatever you call it...
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DeeDee-Chan rushes in front of the screen, in her hand is microphone. She tilts her glasses as she turns around to view the scene.
"Oh!!! Sign please!!!"
Hojo crawls over with a large, cardboard sign. In black print, it reads: A Kikyo Documentary: Life of a Claypot.
He flashes the sign in the air and throws the sign away. He rushes closer to the screen and smiles.
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"HI!!! Mom!! It's me, Hojo!!! Can you-"
"Now shut up!!!"
DeeDee-Chan shoves him out of the way and beats him up with her mic.
"This is my show!!!! Don't hog all the glory!!! I told-"
She turns around and smiles as she kicks him with her foot. "Hi... My name is DeeDee-Chan! I'll be your host as we view this program on a 'Life of a Claypot' Shall we?"
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The camera zooms into a clearing in the woods. In the corner, Kikyo is moving with her dead-soul stealing youkai. She is pale and emotionless as normal.
"Well, from one of our viewers, we received this question."
She takes out an index card and begins to read.
"Does a claypot ever eat?"
"Eat? Well that's a very intresting question.. Kikyo has been dead for 50yrs now but came back as a claypot."
She holds up a claymodel of Kikyo. It has been smashed into smitherins but has been glued and taped back on several times.
" Does she eat? Well, in every episode, I never did see her eating.. But let's take a look. Camera!!!"
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Kikyo looks around nervously as she walks near a pine tree.
"Hmmm... it's been a long time since I've eatan anything. But there's hardly a villiage anywhere."
She looks up at the branches where there a dozen of red berries growing.
"Oh, what the heck. Even if I'm not made of flesh."
Kikyo yanks out several berries and pops them into her mouth.
"Hmmph. I don't have any taste buds and-"
Kikyo yanks her hand, desperately off her mouth. Sap resin is all over her clay hands.
She uses her other hand to pull the other one up but it gets stuck too.
"Grrr........"
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Squirrels, kitsunes and monkeys up in the tree, smirk and toss their piles of acorns onto the forest floor.
Acorns drop onto the miko's head and causes several cracks in her head.
She turns around and scowls at them. The youkia scamper up the tree in fright as they shake the pine branches. ~~~~~~~~~~~~
DeeDee-Chan smiled at points.
"Look everybody!! It's raining pine needles!!!"
She turns around and shouts.
"Merry Christmas Kikyo!! Ha Ha HA!!!"
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Kikyo runs after the the t.v crew as DeeDee-Chan laughs her heart out.
"Look at her. She's no longer the claypot but the abominable pine needle!!"
Kikyo frowns at the host.
"What's the matter Kikyo!! Can't say anything. Sap got your tounge?!! Ha Ha Ha!!"
Sweat drops off of Hojo's head. 'What a lame joke...'
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DeeDee-Chan reaches for Kikyo's bow and arrow.
"Novelty items!!! Yeah!!"
Kikyo kicks her in the head as she spins around in confusion.
She collapses onto the floor and smiles at the camera with broken teeth.
"Remember foks. Call and see if you can win these novelty items in our next episode: Life of a Claypot!!"
"Claypot!!"
Kikyo has supposedly ripped her clay fingers to speak.
"Ummmmm!!! Bye!!!"
DeeDee-Chan dashes off with the mad miko chasing after her.
A voice echoes in the forest. "Don't forget to read the author notes!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: Neomail me with a question for the next chapter. If I use it, you'll be in it for a while (max: 4 sentences) and win a 'Kikyo Claypot doll and junk" in the story. Remember to review and review please!! Thankies...
[Chapter 1: Life is like Barney shows.]
Have you ever wonder what does Kikyo do while the Inuyasha gang are off to fight for the Shikon Shards?
Well, in this documentary, I have recorded numerous events with Kagome's video recorder.
Yes, I'm too cheap and broke to even get my own video recorder or whatever you call it...
````````````````````````````````````````````````````
DeeDee-Chan rushes in front of the screen, in her hand is microphone. She tilts her glasses as she turns around to view the scene.
"Oh!!! Sign please!!!"
Hojo crawls over with a large, cardboard sign. In black print, it reads: A Kikyo Documentary: Life of a Claypot.
He flashes the sign in the air and throws the sign away. He rushes closer to the screen and smiles.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"HI!!! Mom!! It's me, Hojo!!! Can you-"
"Now shut up!!!"
DeeDee-Chan shoves him out of the way and beats him up with her mic.
"This is my show!!!! Don't hog all the glory!!! I told-"
She turns around and smiles as she kicks him with her foot. "Hi... My name is DeeDee-Chan! I'll be your host as we view this program on a 'Life of a Claypot' Shall we?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The camera zooms into a clearing in the woods. In the corner, Kikyo is moving with her dead-soul stealing youkai. She is pale and emotionless as normal.
"Well, from one of our viewers, we received this question."
She takes out an index card and begins to read.
"Does a claypot ever eat?"
"Eat? Well that's a very intresting question.. Kikyo has been dead for 50yrs now but came back as a claypot."
She holds up a claymodel of Kikyo. It has been smashed into smitherins but has been glued and taped back on several times.
" Does she eat? Well, in every episode, I never did see her eating.. But let's take a look. Camera!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kikyo looks around nervously as she walks near a pine tree.
"Hmmm... it's been a long time since I've eatan anything. But there's hardly a villiage anywhere."
She looks up at the branches where there a dozen of red berries growing.
"Oh, what the heck. Even if I'm not made of flesh."
Kikyo yanks out several berries and pops them into her mouth.
"Hmmph. I don't have any taste buds and-"
Kikyo yanks her hand, desperately off her mouth. Sap resin is all over her clay hands.
She uses her other hand to pull the other one up but it gets stuck too.
"Grrr........"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Squirrels, kitsunes and monkeys up in the tree, smirk and toss their piles of acorns onto the forest floor.
Acorns drop onto the miko's head and causes several cracks in her head.
She turns around and scowls at them. The youkia scamper up the tree in fright as they shake the pine branches. ~~~~~~~~~~~~
DeeDee-Chan smiled at points.
"Look everybody!! It's raining pine needles!!!"
She turns around and shouts.
"Merry Christmas Kikyo!! Ha Ha HA!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kikyo runs after the the t.v crew as DeeDee-Chan laughs her heart out.
"Look at her. She's no longer the claypot but the abominable pine needle!!"
Kikyo frowns at the host.
"What's the matter Kikyo!! Can't say anything. Sap got your tounge?!! Ha Ha Ha!!"
Sweat drops off of Hojo's head. 'What a lame joke...'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DeeDee-Chan reaches for Kikyo's bow and arrow.
"Novelty items!!! Yeah!!"
Kikyo kicks her in the head as she spins around in confusion.
She collapses onto the floor and smiles at the camera with broken teeth.
"Remember foks. Call and see if you can win these novelty items in our next episode: Life of a Claypot!!"
"Claypot!!"
Kikyo has supposedly ripped her clay fingers to speak.
"Ummmmm!!! Bye!!!"
DeeDee-Chan dashes off with the mad miko chasing after her.
A voice echoes in the forest. "Don't forget to read the author notes!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: Neomail me with a question for the next chapter. If I use it, you'll be in it for a while (max: 4 sentences) and win a 'Kikyo Claypot doll and junk" in the story. Remember to review and review please!! Thankies...