Hiya! The title says it all! Feel free to request nations!

I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR CLEVERBOT

Cleverbot VS America

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User: Hey Dude! :D

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Be more energetic! You're talkin to a Hero! :D

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: But I'm America! I'm always the hero!

Cleverbot: Ok, just this once.

User: No! I'm ALWAYS the Hero cause I'm America!

Cleverbot: Now you know: you ARE a robot!

User: You're acting stupid like England! Are you sure you're not him?

Cleverbot: How would know?

User: See! Your stupid cause I'm the hero and I'm always right! :D

Cleverbot: Do you speak any other language.

User: Uh, no. Why would I? I'm America! :D

Cleverbot: You're in America? How does it feel?

User: No! I am America! Alfred F. Jones!

Cleverbot: Kuya Alfred? It's me, Philippines!

User: Hey Maria! :D

Cleverbot: My name isn't marika, is marina.

User: Uh...okay?

Cleverbot: You've got that right robot!

User: Philippines? Your acting strange...:/

Cleverbot: You're typing too fast for a human.

User: Well duh! I'm a super human cause I'm America! :D

Cleverbot: You never told me.

User: Oh really? Okay...I'm America :D

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: Okay, you're not Maria...she's not as mean as you!

Cleverbot: Well do you think I'm hot?

User: Now I think your France! O.o

Cleverbot: :( I'm sorry. Let's make up.

User: Um...okay? I'm America! :D

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No you're not! :( I'm America...aka Alfred F. Jones.

Cleverbot: Where is your home? Even Norwegians have homes.

User: My home is in America! :D Cause its home of the heros!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: America :D Guess what my favorite food is!

Cleverbot: Pizza?

User: Ugh! No! Mines Hamburgers! :D They are the best things in the world, besides me of course.

Cleverbot: That's random, boy.

User: No! I've always loved Hamburgers!

Cleverbot: I never said I loved you.

User: What the freak? I never loved you too! I love...I'm not telling you!

Cleverbot: You never loved me because you can't love. You're a robot.

User: Your England! D:

Cleverbot: But I can speak english, chinese, and spanish. Can you?

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Wait don't you love England though?

User:...

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User:...what?

Cleverbot: That you're France! :D

User:...Bye...

Cleverbot: *epic face*

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Vote on my Wall! Who wins? America or Cleverbot...or was it France?