Bothering the Recluse, a to kill a mockingbird fanfic

Bothering the Recluse

Scout and her friends "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!!"

Boo ----silence----

Father "Leave him alone! He is but a recluse who does not wish to hear your horrible, shrill voices!"

Scout "Bother him with us father, bother him with us!"

Father (makes odd grunting noise) "Fine."

Scout, her friends, and her father "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!!"

Boo "I'll save your life one day…bleeped out by the sound of crashing glass Damnit they broke my window! I'LL BOTHER YOU! BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"

Scout, her friends, and her father "HE SPEAKS!!! Yea! We've helped him discover his humanness. Come play with us you superduperawesome albino!"

(Boo terrorizes the group then returns home. Scout swears she can hear him laughing. Her father, though he never speaks this thought, believes the same thing. The moral of this story is to never bother the superduperawesome albino because he might save your life unless you bother him and piss him off, then he'll just scare you so bad you crap yourself. The End.)

A/N Okay, not something I wrote for school, but the idea just popped into my head! Yes, this is kind of like Potter Puppet Pals because not only do I love Snape (check the penname people), I loved Boo and hated it when they tried to bother him. So, here's my parody of it. Flames, compliments, random smiley faces, random words-I-can't-interpret-but-probably-mean-I-did-a-good-job, or anything else you can think of can be reviewed to me whenever you get finished reading my long author's note. So, without more waiting, the button will be below these words…now!