Monster Mania:
Monster Mania: What are you thinking?
Notes- This is my first attempt at humor! I
had this idea when I was reading one of Chris Mcfeely fics,
The Censer Adventures!'. Try to be brutal. This begins
in my warped little mind. I know people read my stories, so
review! This is an unusual fic, dedicated to Jaxxon, Chris
Mcfeely, Cybra, and last(but far from least) Kyra! I don't
own pokemon, digimon, or any thing else. There are a few things I
do own. It will be shown later because it will spoil the fic.
Chris Mcfeely - Sora- obsessed fan, who makes frequent gay jokes
and running gags. You're great, Chris, loved How do
like your Marching Fishes'. You are an inspiration!
Jaxxon - Currently working on Pokemon: Evolution. Can't wait
for Part 11.
Cybra: Izzy and Ken crazy, has a tremendous
eye for detail in her digi fics.
Kyra: Like Cybra, major Izzy fan, those two write fics for each
other.
The scene opens, a green field appears. It moves to show an empty
hallway, which showed The Digi-Awards, months ago. A door
suddenly bursts open and the camera zooms in to... me! Krocket!
Krocket: This is Kyle Evanick, or as you know me, Krocket. I am
in a room where we are waiting for the first of our guests. Wait,
here's a few now!
Zooms in to show... Tai Kamiya and.... still Tai.
Krocket: Where's every one, Tai. TELL ME!
Tai: Everyone is at the room across the street.
A few seconds later.. everyone is shown in a party hall.
- The eight Digidestined from 01, all with their 02 appearances.
- 02 Digidestined.
- Their digimon.
- Ash Ketchem with his Johto pokemon presented.
- Misty and her pokemon.
- Brock.
- Tracey.
- Gary, the rival, with all his known pokemon with him.
- Lastly, the evil digimon, Devimon, Etemon, Myotismon, The Dark
Masters, Apocalymon, Lady Devimon, Demidevimon, and (finally)
Datamon.
Krocket: Well, here we are. Digimon's and Pokemon's
first combined questionnaire . Let's get started, and who
better to get started than the guy that started it all, Ash
Ketchem!
Complete silence.
Krocket stares.
Krocket: Where's the applause? Where's the cheering? He
beat the Orange League! That counts for something doesn't
it?
Misty: I'll do it. Hand it over!
Hands Togepi to Brock and with her anime-style mallets, mashes
Ash and those close to
him, Tracey and Davis.
Misty smiles sweetly at Kyle.
Misty: Ask me anything you want. I'm not shy.
Ash: (V/O) That's for sure.
Misty: What was that?!
Krocket: Moving right along folks, Misty and Sora multiple times
have shown hints that they are in love with Ash and Tai and to
prove it...
*Misty's Song begins playing*
Krocket: Mimi, Kari, some sound please.
Mimi and Kari begin singing.
Mimi and Kari: Out here in the quiet of the night,
Beneath the stars and moon...
We both know we've got something on our minds...
We won't admit, but it's true...
You look at me, I look away...
I wanna' tell you what I'm feeling, but I don't
know where to start...
I wanna' tell you, but now I'm afraid that you might
break my heart... Oh, why should anything so easy, ever be so
hard to do...
I wanna' tell you what I'm feeling, and to say that I love
you.
I practice all the things I would say,
Line by line, every word...
I tell myself today could be the day,
But everytime, I lose my nerve...
I look at you, you look away...
Why, do you turn away...
It must be, you're afraid like me...
I try, but I can't pretend that I...
Don't feel for you the way I do
Can't you see...
I love you.
Ash slowly, nods and Misty holding her bag as a weapon swung at
Kyle.
Krocket: Security!
Two Soulmon come between the two and carry Misty off.
Finally, I was worried for a sec!
Krocket: Introducing our next guests: Team Rocket and Myotismon!
Myotismon walked into the stage area but... no Rockets. Ugh,
where's Jessie, James, and Meowth?
The doors suddenly burst, and TR is in the middle.
To protect the world the world from devastation! To unite all
peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love... To extend our reach to
stars above!
Jessie. James.
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or
prepare to fight!
Meowth that's right!
Krocket: All right, enough! Sit down!
TR and Myotismon takes their seats.
Meowth: Thank you, thank you. You guys are great. Looks like
we'll hafta deal with Vamp-boy on this show, but okay.
Myotismon: Vamp-boy? Why you mangy feline... Nightmare Claw!
Myotismon shoots the attack and Meowth jumps to side.
Meowth: That's right!
Krocket: By God, don't fight... Next topic, Jessie and
James, you two obviously care about each other. Even the fans see
it. I mean, there are hundreds of fics dedicated to just you two.
Romance, action, drama, you name it! So, what about it?!
Jessie rises from her seat, walks over to Krocket, and whacks him
with her paper fan.
Krocket: *sore* OUCH. Kind of puts Jessie/James relationship in
perspective. Moving on, Myotismon when you knew Gatomon was the
Eighth Digimon, why didn't you get rid of her?
Myotismon: Uhm...
Demidevimon: Well...
Gatomon: It would of made more sense...
Meowth is acting Brock-like toward Gatomon.
A few seconds later, everything is in chaos, Myotismon is
standing there like an idiot, Meowth is chasing Gatomon, and
Jessie is trying to mash Kyle with Puppetmon's hammer. A few
Soulmon jump in, separating Kyle and Jessie.
Krocket: That was a close one! Well now, it's time to...
*Looks at watch* Oh man, it's intermission time. So tune us
later in Monster Mania, we get a private look at why certain
characters do certain things... *cough cough Ash losing Pidgeot*
So see you soon... I hope.
R/R Please! I don't know if I should continue
this... If no one reviews, I'll continue it. So, review or you'll
be flamed by Charmer! Charmer: Char-man, char! *Spits out flame*
So review, while I, run for my life! AHH! HELP!!
Monster Mania: What are you thinking?
By: Krocket