Some guy messaged me. It was a private message. Curious, I opened it. Inside was a letter. The letter went on to inform me in great detail that I had a dinner date at 11. It also specified the place and what to wear. I was a little worried about those two parts. First of all, I had heard of the place, it was quite well known. But exclusive. I had never been there before. Have you? Don't.. answer that.. ha, it's a waste of time. This is a story, no matter how much you yammer on across time and space this story isn't going to bend to your will.. it just doesn't work like that. Trust me, I know! Oh man, one time this one story drove me SOO mad, I was like... and then I made this face and then I chipped a tooth, broke a blood vessel and got totally hospitalized. But I'm okay! New heart, new face, I'm good as new. And I've been trying out yogurt for the last couple weeks, man, that stuff DOES make you rather limber... hmm.. where was I? I don't like scrolling back up to check or even proofreed or make spelling corrections. I mean, who's going to make the time and effort to make this the best iwdsjfsesfs oops, sorry, I got too relaxed and pressedmy elbox on the keyboard and totally like.. yeah...

So Axel and Roxas and Xion are three characters from this game I heard about. But I totally didn't buy it, Mickey Mouse is on the front cover and that's like... sooo weird. Who ever wants Disney in their Kingdom Hearts games, I mean, right? Aren't we all here for the character's names? I mean, wouldn't you want to name your kid Mansex? I know right! What if it turns out to be a girl when it's born! And likes other girls! Total irony right?

So like.. sorry, I'm currently eating and that's like.. making me hard to understand when I talk. But like.. I have these new Oh seas I want to try out. And like.. one of them is like.. Roxas.. totally.. but not. He's gay. I was going to name him like.. Roxas, right. And like.. switch them out online. So like.. nobody knew. Perfect right? I mean, that way, everyone can be writing about my characters and not like.. the real Roxas from the game, ya know? Oh by the way, spoilers but Roxas is totally Sora. Like.. He's his nobody which means they're the same person. But Roxas doesn't look EXACTLY like Sora the way the other nobodies look EXACTLY like themselves. It's all because Square Enix couldn't keep things straight and totally winged the story in the last 7 titles..

And I was going to change everything about him. He wears jeans, plays water polo and goes to school. Totally different right? And then I was going to introduce my second Oh Sea. Acksel, except it's spelled A-X-E-L, got it memorized? Oh that could be the ONLY line I remember Axel ever saying so it's like more convincing that it's him right? O. Emm. Ji. I mean like... how perfect is this idea. It's totally plagiarism but who cares. Everybody will be doing it. We'll totally be more original than original, right? Internet besties until I have another one of my psychotic breakdowns, right? And then I'll get really angry about something you said, and I'll complain on my 3 blogs but I'll totally be cool and collected and message you and then fly away like some kind of pelican that just ate laxatives. Oh man, best night ever!

Oh and if this idea works, I can like.. totally rip off the rest of Organization XIII the same way! I know! It's brilliant, who needs new villains! Or even old ones like Ice Titan, Maleficent or Sephiroth! No, I'm saving those for when I totally rip off the Final Fantasy Characters and write soap opera orgies.

See ya later! Toodles! Oh yeah, Dinner's at 7. Like.. the place, not the time. And and you're wearing pajamas. Bring your itchiest robe or shirt. And could you bring me some scissors, this... straitjacket is a little hard to untie with my feet.