Mello: Finally you have an idea for a GOOD fan fiction

Kody: Shut up

Mello: No

Kody: Well…I do not own Death note but I own the volumes oh and there is some some yaoi pairings

Mello: Who am I paired with?

Kody: An O/C

Mello: Fudgeicle…what about Matt?

Kody: NearxMatt

Mello: O.O… but…but he is my best friend!

Kody: This is based off Kitty-Kat Punk Lover's Questions With Near

Mello: Your point?

Kody: Pairings are based off it

Mello: ...

Kody: Anyway let's get this train wreck moving

Mello: OK I get off the train

Kody…wow Mello….wow

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"Damn that kid." A young man said as he bit into his chocolate.

He had yellowish orange hair and wore nothing but leather. His name was Mihael Keehl. He just got out of jail for violating a government building. "Shouldn't of done that to the SPK" a gamer by his side stated.

"Shut up Matt!"

"Hey I bailed you out Mello, but…"

"But what?"

"Umm….I had to use your chocolate money"

Mello stopped dead in his tracks.

"WHAT!!" Mello yelled.

"Yeah…plus we aren't friends anymore."

Mello eyes widened. He couldn't believe it.

"Why??"

"Umm…well there is this new kid and…"

"It's Nate…that little fucker."

"But Mello…I love him."

"I love him to- never mind I said that"

"MELLO LOVES NEAR! MELLO LOVES NEAR! HAHAHAHAHA" Matt chanted.

At that second Mello lost it. He punched Matt square in the face. Matt was bleeding.

"Dude! OUCH!"

"Screw off" Mello said and walked off

"Hey!" Matt yelled after him "Where you gonna stay?"

"I'll find a place."

Two days later, that same yellow-haired boy was sitting on the side of the road with a coffee can. He didn't make much but he had enough for a Kit-Kat. He was wanting in line when he saw a newspaper stack behind the counter.

"Hmm" Mello thought. "Maybe I could see if there's an Ad for work so I can make an honest living."

"Excuse me." Mello said politely which was very unlike him

"Yes?" replied the clerk

"Could I have a paper?"

"Only if you pay for it."

Mello looked at the chocolate then the paper, chocolate then the paper. He couldn't decide so he took them both and ran like hell. Stopping as far as he legs could take him he looked at the Ad section and saw an ad for a roommate and the rent is free.

"Wow this guy must be desperate for friends."

So Mello decided to skip to the next chapter to find out the O/C he is pair with.

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Kody: So you like?

Mello: Yes very edgy. I wanna know the O/C.

Kody: Next week

Mello: But I wanna know NOW!!

Kody: Heres a Hersey

Mello: Cookies and cream

Kody: Yes

Mello: COOKIES AND CREAM!!