Authors note: I don't do too many fanfictions very often but I've been dying lately to do a Butler Butler not sure what pairing it'll be. But I kind of came up with the idea after playing so much of fallout 4. So this is actually a crossover story between black butler and fallout. Though you don't need to play the game to know what's going on. A lot is explained while the story goes. Also the story while it has quite a few ocs in the beginning, to focus on the main protagonist.

Anyways, in terms of updates. I'll try to update once a month. I'm doing a big two year project so this is sort of a side bit of fun on my part. The chapters will be long when I update. So enjoy the read.

Disclaimer: I dont own fallout or blackbutler... or Radaway :(

Genre: Romance/Comedy/Tragedy

Rated: M

~~~~~Radaway~~~~~

Chapter 1

I'm a student at the Cambridge university. I'm majoring in nuclear science. Entering the forth year, using our knowledge were to invent something and present it at the end. Our project would be graded, and we had access to a lot of material. The university professor would give us advice but that was it.

So why did I choose to enter nuclear science? That reason dove pretty deep on its own. In truth it was because I feared it. Feared it enough to be a phobia. So I entered the university with a really stupid notion. If Britain went under nuclear fallout, and any of us survived. The survivors would not last very long. The amounts of radiation would be completely unavoidable. So for the humans to survive, I wanted to invent something to get rid of radiation, at least from our bodies in the very least. Or something to help our resistance to it. I studied it mercilessly.

The Cambridge university in 2068 was given a grant on the study of nuclear science. It was not for bombs, but with the nuclear age. Nuclear energy was used to create things. Nuclear energy powered our cities, automobiles, and servant robots, Man traveled to the moon on nuclear energy. Of course this was far beyond my time.

So when I told them I wanted to create something not as an energy source. But to get rid of radiation in the body. Naturally I was laughed at. I took it though. I swore I'd do it. Now being 2077. My final year here. I am 25. And finally I was beginning to see the results of my research. The labs for this were actually built like a bomb shelter. Which is quite smart. Down several halls was a nuclear waste area we had access to. If anything went wrong, only those inside would be impacted. And everyone above would be alerted and have enough time to evacuate. After that? I really don't want to explain the process... Hopefully just not another Chernobyl.

I felt kind of safe to be to be honest. I would be in a bomb shelter when the world was on the brink of atomic war. As selfish as it sounds... If the nukes fell though... Would I really want to be alive? I really don't want to go there.

The amount of thought I put into this though is a clear sign of my fear. People with arachnophobia for example pretty well know a spider by how it's legs move. They pay attention to it without really realizing it. I'm kind of at that point with this. Hopefully nuclear fallout does not happen in my lifetime.

~~~~~RadAway~~~~~

It was October 19th 2077, and today was another long and dreading day in the bunker.

"Well, I'm off for the night." No windows and all vents, made time pass on by. I would probably be down here for ages if it weren't for the massive clock by the door. It was only around 5pm. Which was considerably early compared to other nights. I could easily spend an all nighter (again).

I pushed away from the desk as the professor put on his bowler hat and jacket to match, "um professor!" He stopped a moment looking over at me with that questioning look. I could tell he had that gut feeling he probably wasn't going to be leaving at the moment. He soon realized how right he was.

"There's actually a compound I need. I looked over its formula, and we can't actually make it here." I knew I was pushing him into overtime. But I only had two weeks until the project was actually due.

"Is it readily available? Do you know?" He set his hat and jacket onto a nearby chair and brought a chair to my workstation.

"Well... Yes and no. The company sells it. Goodsign manufacturing. But they can only be ordered online and shipped. Schools get discounted and I filled out most of the registrations."

He looked over the form. They would call to confirm the liability of the order. So he put the number and extension. It was a hefty fee out of my student loans. 3000 pounds. That was literally for a small vial of it.

Not even a minute after placing the order the phone on the wall blared. "Nuclear science department." He didn't speak any further for at least a minute. "Yes, my student needs compound A90532. She has a project due in two weeks."

I clapped my hands together in an almost prayer like fashion. This phone call was the lifeline of completing my project!

"Alright." He suddenly pushed the corded phone to me.

I quickly took it "H-hello?"

"What's your reason for the compound? What are you making?"

I didn't have a name for it. This was literally the only thing I didn't really think of. So I just opened my mouth and let the first thing that came to mind slip out, "Radaway!" I face palmed so hard immediately after. Could I not come up with something actually relevant? Like a chemical formula? Instead I go and say Radaway. FUCK! My professor probably made me feel even worse with the absolute most disregarded expression on his face. He was shaking his head adding to my dread.

"Please hold a moment." They only spoke up after the awkward silence on their end too. I briefly imagined being in a conference room with the best scientists in the world. Presenting a radiation eliminating compound that would change the world. And announcing its name would bring me to ruin. Or probably some major humiliation

"Miss Oni?"

"Y-yes?" My eyes were getting teary, feeling that anxiety.

"Will you be available to pick it up next week? The compound your asking for is quite dangerous. It's best we transport it quickly to avoid it being out for long. You cannot be in the same room as it when your using it. Understood?"

"Yes!"

"We're giving it to you, under the condition you touch base with us with the results of your radaway?" They gave me the approval! I sent the professor the biggest smile and thumbs up.

"Of course!"

Holy shit! No way! I'd actually gotten that last compound I needed. I was feeling ecstatic.

I left early that night, suddenly the urge to celebrate my victory and relief. Entering Cambridge was the biggest breath of fresh air. 6pm. I could use a hot cocoa or something. I didn't care how broke I was at the moment. I went to a popular Cafe, ordered and planed to sit by the window for a nice view of the Cambridge streets. I looked over the newspaper stand taking the Cambridge times. When I was finally comfortable and took a sip, my eyes drifted over the headline.

The good mood as usual, ruined and pushed with the dread of my sickening phobia. I barely tasted the hot chocolate anymore.

Relations between China and USA in crisis. Is nuclear war inevitable?

I know United Kingdom wasn't a big part of this crisis the world was in. But they were trying to annex another country for its resources in case we would be dragged into a world war. Canada was annexed by the USA a year ago, and it's still major news. It affected Britain quite greatly as Canadians were a great ally. It caused a negative stir with the USA. Regardless of the impact, the country wanted to be a neutral. But this whole thing felt like a nasty foreshadowing of events that were to unfold. I'm glad I can spend my days locked up in a bunker, it lets me forget about the problems this worlds going through.

I drifted my thoughts to earlier, radaway... In case of a fallout, this antidote should rid of radiation from the body. I know it's more on a medical stand point. Which is kind of off topic from my department, but if I was in the medical field I would not have access to radio active materials.

"The usual please." I glanced to the till at the cafes counter. That's a weird site. I looked to what appeared to be a butler paying for various teas. I hadn't realized butlers were still in business. They were literally replaced with robots. Those things literally did everything apparently they had them waiting this place.

the butler wore a black tailcoat, his hair was slightly long, which was unusual for a guy in this day and age. When he turned our eyes caught each other quite briefly. Red eyes, probably bloodshot? I couldn't really tell from where I sat. Black slightly long hair for a man. He left carrying the bag, the tail of his coat fluttering behind him as he quickly walked out. I watched him get into a car, and it was quick to drive off.

Taking a last gulp of my cocoa, I quickly left. I look up at the live billboard across the street. It was broadcasting more of the same news on the USA and China. I felt that deep lingering depression once again.

~~~~~RadAway~~~~~

returning home I was quick to have the home phone pressed against my ear.

"Hey mom! So my project is going well."

My parents were living out in Scotland. They wanted to retire there and bought a nice home about a month ago. Since then it's been over the phone chatting. I told them about everything today. Leaving out the radaway story, only because my family take things seriously. Let's just say they wouldn't be happy.

"You'll be here for Christmas? We have our guest room set up. Your brother will be here too."

"Yes of course!"

As I continued talking I looked through my email. Package tracking. Your package will arrive October 23rd. What? That's a Saturday! No ones at school Saturday. Plus that's a lot sooner than I thought. It's Thursday. The 21st of October.

The lab was closed Saturday which meant I needed to talk with the prof tomorrow. Not to mention look over the formula a few more times.

Compound A90532. Was a very poisonous substance. I only needed a vial of it. This radaway I was making was already very hazardous to the body. But in this case, if I was right. This poison would cancel out the other. The under layer is what I'd need to examine, to see if it actually would be safe to use.

~~~~~RadAway~~~~~

"Professor is late." One of the other students spoke up. There were only three of us today.

"Oh hey! How's your medicine coming Liane?" I had noticed the leers I was getting as I examined the two vials I was holding. These were done. But in a class full of people who can't seem to get their heads out their asses. Pretending to be fully engrossed in my work was the best option to avoid a conflict. "Hey!" He slammed my desk hard, causing my grip on the vials to fall onto the table top. "I'm talking to..."

The moment I heard the hissing. I stood back quickly. "You fucking twat!" I spat. I knew what was going on. This was precisely WHY I needed that compound. When those chemicals mixed they released toxins into the air as it burned through whatever it was on. I knew this but the other students did not. The fist time this happened it was the middle of the night when I was working overtime "Open the vents and put on a mask!"

They were way ahead of me. No one said a word, even after the it burned a gaping hole through the desk and chipped some of the concrete flooring.

"So..." It was thirty minutes later, one of them spoke up. After I had cleared the mess, "We're you going to inject those?"

The atmosphere was tense. I didn't give a crap really to what I said next. "It wasn't complete. But yes I plan to test them on myself." I started pulling out my drawers with all the stuff I needed. Thank God I had a lot. But I needed to test these the moment I got hold of that compound. "Anyways thank you for ruining my final project. Now I have to spend the next two days in here trying to catch up! You fuck head!" Yeah I was mad. I normally don't swear a whole lot. Only when the going gets tough. But the good old trailer mouth was already providing a grand array of swears and insults.

I had to pull out like fifty different ingredients. And about twenty pages of formulas. Again in my ultimate frustration I worked around the hole rather than take another desk. I felt like a child pulling a tempered fit. Just silently. I was probably trying to guilt trip them. But as they ignored it, I stood and quickly left the bunker. Slamming the door on my way out just to emphasize my anger.

~~~~~RadAway~~~~~

The cool fall breeze worked wonders. Especially as I planned out my my schedule in my head. Two little samples. It's amazing how hard it is to produce something like those. I had to create like twenty different parts to create just one. And any mistake would probably blow the skin right off my face. Would I really test them on me though? Yes I would. I didn't care if I died because of it. Nuclear war is becoming almost inevitable.

As I stood I could hear a distant buzzing. What the heck was that? Oh right I think I heard there was one of those robots on campus what were they called... I think they were called mister handys? Maybe off topic conversation would do me good.

I followed the buzzing. It was actually pretty damn far into the field. When the robot was in view, it was like a ball being held up with jets of fire beneath it. Several of its arms clipping the leaves. One having a round buzz saw for a hand. Those cut the branches. Oddly this was the only serve bot out here.

Then I saw some writing on it. Like someone took a sharpie and scribbled a weird name? "JollyJunckies?" Immediately the Mr. Handy turned around. It's buzz saw almost taking my head off in the process. "Holy shit!" I had jumped back in time seeing the saw fly centimeters by my face.

"Sorry mum." The robots eyes kept opening and closing slightly like a round door you'd see in a spaceship sci-fi movie. Despite the near death I actually found this model to be adorable. They expressed more personality over the other ones.

"Mom? Why are you calling me mom?"

"Because your a mum."

I gawked at him, well it was a male voice this robot had. "I'm not pregnant-"

"Hence the practices of safe sex." To my utmost surprise it held out a condom to me. "Here mum."

"What the heck?" Then I remembered a conversation I had eavesdropped my way into. JollyJunkies... The robot was in fact the last robot on campus. Apparently the faculty upset a certain student and he hacked his way into the serve bots on campus. Long story short... All the robots ended up doing some rather questionable things but they kept one as it wasn't as bad. And from what I recall hearing, JollyJunkies offered up sexual advice and well "are you going to keep staring at it mum or perhaps you want me to open it?"

"N-no that's fine!" I plucked the condom from its claw, which I'd probably throw out eventually. Stuffed it into a back pocket. "Why'd they call you Jollyjunkies? That's kind of an unprofessional name." I immediately realized I should stop myself. But the robot suddenly spoke in a tone like it was its finest hour.

"Because I make the junks of men jolly." It waved its arms into the air like it was cheering.

Pfffft! Oh God I can't hold it in! "Haha oh wow! Hahahaha!" I hadn't laughed this hard in so long. I now know why they forbid this robot inside the school. They probably couldn't fix him and turned him into a gardener.

"Well I need to see you more often when I'm in a rotten mood. Wow. Where are you normally?"

"They keep me in the building near the school." It pointed to an old storage shed near some trees. Yeah they really didn't like that robot. It's a tad shame though. It's kind of amusing.

"Do you need a place to make babies mum?"

"Jesus! No, I'm good. Well I'll see you again. Just call me LeAnn next time. Not mom or mum. Whatever it is you call me."

"Yes mother LeAnn, if you need any aid with applying condoms on-" I immediately covered my ears. "Blended sandwiching-" again covered!

"OK I'M LEAVING JOLLYJUNKIES!" I ran full speed back to the lab.

Blended sandwiching... Oh God I really don't want to know what that even meant.

~~~~~RadAway~~~~~

Arriving back to the lab, sent my slightly better mood Ito a pit of darkness. Apparently the professor had gotten back where he learned about the disaster that had taken place around thirty minutes ago.

"Your going to test this..." He pointed to the gaping hole with melted edges. "On yourself!" I didn't reply. I looked over his shoulders at the other students who immediately got back to work. I probably held a look that could kill someone.

"Well how else would I test it? A mouse or rat won't work! Besides! that guy!" I pointed sharply to the idiot who ruined my project. "He ruined my samples! I was holding both of them! He nearly spilled them onto me!" I felt like I was an elementary school-er tattling on another child. But this guy had a lot of safety strikes under his name. Hell I heard his parents have to wake him up each day because he oddly can't afford a 3 pound alarm clock, and yet he can afford strippers on the weekends!

The drama that ensued after this one statement I made it sent the whole lab into chaos. His project was totaled by him and we were in a near fist fight as the teacher tried to hold us apart. I was honestly to the point where I felt tears stinging the corners of my eyes.

After hours though, the prof. spoke with me privately of what had ensued. In truth I had a better relationship with that teacher than the rest of the class. I was allowed to continue my work under the condition I test it on an animal. He would provide it seeing the catch up I needed to do.

"That compound. It'll be here Saturday. I need to bring it here directly."

My request was approved.

The next two days were slow, I spent around 16 hours working. Going home to eat, sleep and shower. The days were tiring. When Friday arrived. The animal was brought in seeing I was nearly caught up. "A kitty?"

No no noooo! Not a cat, please not a cat! But if I said anything, I knew that my confidence in my work would appear unfavorable. So I bit back what would be protests and accepted the animal carrier. this was it! Four years of hard labor would all come down to this.

All that was left was that compound and the package arrived the night before the 23rd. I checked my email before I left for home. I printed out the postage information I needed before heading home.

~~~~~RadAway~~~~~

October 23rd, I wanted to sleep in. But I got up at an incredibly early hour. My alarm blared. And I was quickly out of bed. Bringing my hair back into a ponytail, I kept lazily looking to the clock. 6:15am. I never get up at that Tim, hell! I'm never dressed at that time. But today I would be handling hazardous materials! I wanted to get this over with and drown myself into finishing this. Today, today I would know if my invention would change the world! Radaway... In the end I think I'll use that name.

Today I was going by clock work. 5:00 wake up. Leave house by 6:20. Arrive at post office by 6:40 (I got there at 6:47am.. But I am still the first one here!). When 7:00am hit, everything felt like a major sale. I ran to the desk like my life depended on it. Produced, about 3 IDs (only needed one but just in case I brought spares), and my postage forms.

Unfortunately... The plan took an extra hour. With all the extra paperwork I had to fill. It wasn't in a box. it was inside a capsule. A nice metal heavy duty compartment with the shipping labels and hazardous warnings covering it. Hitting 8:45 am I made it back to the lab (well almost)

"Mother LeAnn, Such a pleasant surprise to see you here so early on a weekend morning!" I probably flew a good foot into the air. JollyJunkies... I was at the door to the bunker. There were actually two doors to get into it. one being located outside. to my luck, with one door readily available outside, I had the key to enter.

"That terrified me, you shouldn't have caught me off guard!"

"Sorry mother—"

"Just call me mum, what you said before. mother LeAnn is a handful." I sounded a little meaner than I wanted. Thankfully it didn't faze the robot.

"Yes mum! my most sincere apologies!" JollyJunkies began to follow me down the stairs, I glanced at him, a little curiously. "You must be aware mum, the container you hold was sealed by a synth." A synth... those things looked like a metal human skeleton. I've seen them on TV. Otherwise I know very still about them. "Would you like me to open it mum?"

That might actually not be a bad idea to be honest. Working here alone on the weekend would be kind of lonesome. Maybe the company of a robot would make things bearable. "Ok, but I need to open it inside." Its was half an excuse.

"I'm currently not permitted to enter the premises."

"At the moment I'm the only one here. it gives me command right JollyJunkies"

"I'm afraid that does not give you the authorization mum."

I sighed... oddly JollyJunkies seemed to be a little bit normal from when I first met him. Perhaps the off topic conversation would get him inside. "I no longer have that condom you had given me."

his boosters suddenly flared as he flew into the bunker. I immediately closed the door and locked it. The robot did make a fuss here and there, but it seemed the programming the hacker had put into it was just far too much for it to handle. every 30 minutes I just had to ask for a condom. and after a discussion about it, it would try to leave. It became an infinite loop.

I had prepared what I needed for the finished part of radaway. this was it. I had to apply all tree vials at the same time. I was almost sweating bullets. when all was prepared I had to sit back to just be mentally ready to not fuck this up. This process would take two hours.

I pressed the button to release the chemicals the moment I made sure my gas mask was tight. The moment the three collided there was no hissing or smoke. It worked. My formula! the poisons cancelled each other out! and in the tray was a very thick orangish red liquid. The drops would collide before they hit the tray, and unfortunately it could only be one drop at a time.

"Mum, according to my scans you have yet to carry a child." Its funny how one sentence could out of nowhere make you feel like your privacy has been invaded. I looked at the robot as he continued to speak, completely not noticing my discomfort, "Did you want me to find you a man to court you?"

"Court?" I think that was a really old term for seducing or something. But I decided to be a little bold and have fun with it. "Yeah, but maybe after we're done here."

"Excellent mum, I assure you, it won't be long until you have kittens on the way." I glanced to the caged cat, suddenly feeling a little bit down.

"Yeah... Sounds great." I quickly switched my thoughts elsewhere and immediately it was to that word: court. It was such an unusual term, I thought of the butler I saw a few days before. Wait... Why am I thinking about the butler? I guess in a sense it felt like the term was his era. Well, Victorian? A word used among nobles? Crap I really don't know. "One condition in the courting though. It has to be a butler." I only had a little bit of time left here. Only till around Christmas. Once this final project was done, it was mostly writing a big essay on it, to help sell the product. with the robot stuck on campus there would be absolutely no way he would find a butler.

"You wish to be the mistress of a butler mum?"

"N-no!" I need to remember I'm talking to a robot here so I shouldn't have to be nervous. Just go with the flow of the conversation, "I think it'd be more erotic to be dominated by one... or something..." I trailed off. Wow... I really cant believe I said that.

"With a robot mum?"

"A human butler!"

"Alright mum!" He still agreed with it, what an impossible request it was too.

Two condoms later (I now have eight) I got a few needles and split the liquid between them. they were heavy duty, being a first sample (not to mention expensive.) the last thing I wanted was for it to be contaminated. Even if it didn't work... I was beyond proud. "I think Ill be heading home." I announced as I pocketed all three syringes. Honestly I just really wanted to sleep. And I didn't want to test the cat. The moment I reached the door in order to unlock it. There was a loud bang by my desk.

Jollyjunkies knocked over all the chemicals that I had out. I suppose this was my fault... I happened to bring the robot in here against its will. "Please... Just remain by the door while I clean this mess."

"Yes mum." I walked to the teachers desk, turning on his radio before proceeding to the chemical mess by my desk. I silently just listened to the news despite how awful it was.

It's just rumor though, we can't really go on it as only a few reports came through.

This spill was seemed to have several components mixed in with it, some turned Into a near glue. Shit... Bringing this robot in was the worst idea I had today.

For those tuning in. Last night around 11, we did see Chinese militia over London. They were reported to be bombers. But we are unsure if anything was being carried. It is unusual.

I paused, bombers over London? But why? We're neutral... We aren't really part of this conflict. At least to public knowledge. They played that same message over a few more times. announcing more details as they went. Apparently Chinese bombers were spotted off the Bering Straits (the Pacific and Arctic oceans between Russia and the US state of Alaska) between 3:30 and 4:00am eastern time. That was several hours ago I think? I'm not quite sure the time difference. After an hour of trying to clean the spill, I found it was going almost nowhere. Some of the chemicals had fused together making a pretty powerful adhesive.

The radio started blaring a weird beeping noise. I froze a moment. I knew that noise... It was used in state of emergency.

The time is 2:16pm in London. NORAD, Which is the North American Aerospace Defense Command. has confirmed missile launches from China. We strongly advise you follow your nuclear detonation protocols, in this current situation.

I look over at JollyJunkers who is still hovering by the door. 'i wanted to say something but instead I let myself sit on the floor.

What do I do? Do I hide under a desk? no wait.. right! I'm in a bunker!

London time is now 2:22pm. US bombers have been reported in the last few minutes.

this was really happening! my worst fear was going to become a reality. I did want to shout or scream. there's been no reports yet of anything happening. JollyJunkies finally spoke up. but it appeared the robot had been listening to the reports as well.

"Mum, you need to enforce the doors." That's right! It was only locked like a regular door, but there was another locking mechanism. I stood and quickly passed the robot, the door had one of those metal wheels that needed to be turned. I quickly began to turn it. I could hear the gears winding as locked into place. JollyJunkies closed the vents, and those completely turned the room airtight.

The unthinkable has happened... We have confirmed detonations in the united sta—zzzzzzzzzz

The lights started flickering, from there the entire bunker shifted over. The door never opened at the sheer force that hit. I hit my head onto the floor. It felt like an were three more massive bangs. Then outside it was silent.

The radio was still on, but it was all static. And I could hear the cat meowing loudly. A bright light suddenly moved around the room. Focusing on my face, "mum, the radiation levels are beginning to grow in here."

I immediately got up, looking to the hallway where the door sealed of nuclear waste. It was broken. Staying in here meant death, and whatever lied await for me outside... I didn't know if it was safe. The shock waves had stopped, which might mean it would be safe, maybe? I quickly pushed by Jolly, and began to unlock the door, here or there. I think out there was the best option. The whole time I was grateful I had kept the robot with me. Otherwise I wouldn't see a thing. When the door opened, I was quick to save the cat. Carrying its cage and bringing it outside with me, joining JollyJunkies. The site that greeted me was probably the worst thing I had ever seen. Far off in the distance was a massive mushroom cloud, and by massive, it was going far up into the clouds. the sky was a brownish green. but through the thick clouds the sun was barely peaking through.

The trees were bare, there was nothing green left. everything was brown. What had color, like the school, I barely could see the Orange bricks anymore, the whole building was leaning slightly to one side, several parts of it had collapsed.

"There's less radiation out here mum." Did he have a radiation detector on him? Well these Mr. Handys were powers by nuclear energy so that meant he could literally live far past my lifetime.

"Am I radiated?" It was a logical question to ask, seeing me and this cat, the only two warm blooded animals in the bunker must have been exposed. No we had been no question. You just don't feel it right away.

A couple little lights blinked on Jollys body, "I'm sorry mum, you seemed to have received a heavy dosage, I'm not sure if your womb can carry."

"Holy God!" I might be stuck with this robot that offered sexual advice and condoms for... I don't know? Till I die?

"I'm sorry mum, your kitty is dying too."

My eyes grew wide. I needed to test the radaway, and now! It wouldn't matter if I died at this point. I had three needles, I looked over at the bunker first. If it worked, I needed to obtain the formula. This would become essential to survive.

I'm not sure how far the shock waves of the nuke flew. But no doubt those who survived, would probably become hostile. This was a wasteland now. There were no laws anymore, there would be a food crisis. And medication and doctors probably would be insanely short handed.

Ok I need to test this antidote right now. "Jolly" I pulled the needle out. I was going to have to get the cat out. "You can read radiation levels. Can you tell me if anything happens to-" I had been trying to get the frightened animal out. The moment I did, it jumped off my shoulder performing typical cat ninja moves.

I looked over my shoulder seeing the animal dart into a hole leading into the school. Even if I could get in... It wouldn't be possible to find a cat in a school the size of a castle. No... Nononononono! No! Why now?! The absolute one time!

I guess I was a coward after all? I intended to test the radaway on the cat in the end because I was too scared of the actual result.

Ok let's do this, breath in! breath out! As I mentally prepared, my hands shook as I prepared the needle. I flicked the side, removing the bubbles out the tip until I saw it squirt.

This was a mixture of deadly poisons. But they should of cancelled each other out. In order to allow the real chems to work. Putting the needle to my arm. This was a scary moment.

"Jollyjunkies, tell me if the radiation leaves my body." Then I pushed it home, straight into the vein, I felt the liquid entering my blood. That was probably one of the most chilling parts. There was no pain, just a warmth. I felt the push on the needles end halt. That was it. It was all in.

I slid it out. I felt fine, for now.

"Mum, your radiation levels are slowly lowering." My eyes grew wide. It actually worked! Which meant I needed that formula!

I ran into the messy bunker. I found it straight away, resting on the floor in bunches. Collecting them all took a few minutes. This was so important. The world needed it.

I heard a loud humming above. It sounded like a plane. I immediately ran outside and up in the sky. Four missiles flew by at an insane speed. This war. How long could it go until nobody was left?

Cambridge was in ruins. I don't want to think about the situation my family was in though. I decided to cling to the hope that they survived, I'll need to find them. Only when I know I did, then would I grieve. But I also need the radaway. I had the location on paper for that vial.

I needed to get food for this journey I was about to embark on. As I started walking the robot stayed put.

"Mum I no longer have parameters to hold me here. May I accompany you?" It felt like I was talking to a living thing, it sounded desperate.

"Well I kinda planned on it, I don't think I want to travel alone." I honestly thought that's how it was going to be. But at least it is 100% settled. I get to have a robot bodyguard.

"This gives me the opportunity to aid in your erotic butler courtship. You'll have a bun in the oven in no time mum!" Geez he sounded excited. Well at least it was a butler I had said. The chances of him finding one were impossible to none. So just go with the flow of that. Things would be Bound to work in my favor... probably.

~~~~~Radaway~~~~~

Walking back into town I realized I was in some pretty massive shock. From the direction of the mushroom cloud, it appeared that the nuke had hit near London. but it was so far away. Just what kind of nuke was it? And which country launched it?

I never did see any further missiles, maybe the war ended? Maybe there was just wasteland now? the first place I went to was a department store. the doors and windows were gone. and there were a lot of bodies. I found myself standing outside a good while as dusk was approaching. Where do I even sleep? When I entered the store at long last, Jolly had separated from me. I watched as his ball of a robot body hovered towards pharmaceuticals. And I silently began to look through the isles for food. The shelves had a minimal amount on them. They were completely battered beyond belief. Produce was completely wreaked. The only real thing I could get were canned items. I stuffed my bags with ravioli and canned veggies, fruit. I took as much as I could.

I planned to go to the hardware department and kitchen supplies next if I could find them. I needed a flashlight, can opener, oh a blanket too...

"Oh splendid ... then that means you wont be needing ..." Jollys talking to someone? I strained myself a little to listen to exactly what he was saying, "How fine this is! the mum will be happy to live out her erotic endeavors." OH MY GOD! WHAT?!

I paled immediately! He was talking to someone! JollyJunkies you fucking idiot! No wait! The stranger probably realized just how fried this robot was... Right?

"I see, so your Mistress said she wanted to be dominated by a butler?" I inwardly screamed. Oh hell no! I need to hide or something! It wasn't even a DAY and already the first other survivor that's found gets to hear some made up fantasy I made to just make things harder on a robot. JUST to make my life a little bit easier, until maybe I could find a way to fix its damn programming.

I quickly and quietly crouched and snuck down the isle.I needed to avoid this situation. Then maybe this stranger would leave. there was no telling what Jolly had even said to him, and I really didn't want to talk about it.

"Mum! I have such fabulous news to share with you!" I hear him hover past the isle, just as I manage to hide on the other end around the corner. I peek out around in time to see the stranger following the oblivious robot and my jaw nearly hit the floor.

NO WAY!

JollyJunkies had literally found a butler...

~~~~~FIN~~~~~

Well thoughts? Anybody? Somebody? lol well regardless hopefully the next chapter wont take too long.