The Girls Room Tour: Bayville High Girls Room

(we see Amber, Sheila, Tammy, and Debbie)

Amber: Hi, and welcome to...

All (in unison): The Girls Room.

Amber: live from...

All (in unison): The Bayville High Girls Room.

Amber: I am Amber, which even people here in Bayville already know because I'm extremely and freakishly popular.

Sheila: My name is Sheila, fear me.

Tammy (in Southern accent): Hi, I'm Tammy from Tennessee.

(Debbie looks spaced out)

Amber: DEBBIE!

Debbie: This isn't our bathroom.

Sheila: It's our first stop on our "Girls Room Tour" (sneezes the word "stupid")

Debbie: I like eggs.

[toilet flush]

Amber: Sounds like our first guest is ready.

(Principal Darkholme {a.k.a. Mystique} walks out of the stall)

Darkholme: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Debbie: Hi, Daddy.

Tammy: For the love of muskrat pie, that woman isn't your Daddy, it's Principal Darkholme.

Debbie: I like eggs.

Darkholme: GET OUT NOW, ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!

Amber: Sheila.

Sheila: I thought you'd never ask.

(Sheil then grabs Darkholme and thrust her into the stall and then you hear a flush)
(Darkholme then dashes out with a soaked head)
(Jean Gray then walks in and goes to wash her hands)

Jean Gray: Hello. Who are you?

Amber: You're on...

All (in unison): The Girls Room.

Amber: live from...

All (in unison): The Bayville High Girls Room.

Jean Gray: I just saw Principal Darkholme dash out here and decided to investigate.

Amber: Sheila.

Sheila: Gladly.

(she then repeats her actions on Darkholme on Jean Gray)
[flush]

Amber: Okay, that's all the time we have. Remember, I'm popular.

Sheila: I like it here.

Tammy: I'm from Tennessee.

Debbie: Where are we?

[On-screen message states "Next time on The Girls Room Tour: Hogwarts".)