Hello readers and it's your lucky day!!! You are about to enter one of the best fan-fics written of all time!!!! This fan-fic may get confusing at sometimes to see who it is, who's talking so let me tell you now, Shinitzue, is me, I'm the author and lol my characters are talking to me, Shini is my made up Fan-Fic character, I wrote her background, READ IT PLZ!!!! Kanda is well….Kanda lol, ENJOY!!! COMMENT AND TY FOR READIG!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and yes I did spell Kooking with a K for a reason lol.
I DO NOT OWN D . GRAY MAN!!!!!!
"Hello everybody, and welcome to the first episode of…….DU DUM DUH DUHH!!!!! KOOKING WITH KANDA!!!!
Kanda's hand comes out and covers Shini's face.
"What are you doing?! You stupid fan fic! You're just a D .Gray Man character wan bee. Che" Kanda grumbles.
Shini sticks her toung out at him. "It's not my fault I'm not a real character in the story, though I SHOULD be" Shini says sternly.
"No you shouldn't, you would just ruin the whole series, you just one of those fan-fic characters who has some how weaved themselves into the story line" Kanda grumbles
"Well excuse me" Shini exclaims laughing.
"Okay you're excused. NOW LEAVE!" Kanda growls.
Shini ignores him. "Now people just to let you know, Kanda really dies love me. He just doesn't know it yet, because our Shanda (Shini+kanda) fan fic hasn't been written yet." Shini says smiling.
Kanda draws out Mugen and puts it on Shini's throat. "If you don't shut up!" Kanda yells.
"Quick, Shinitzue, do something, Kanda's being a meanie!" Shini shouts.
"Now Shini, maybe you should not be so mean to Kanda, I mean, look at what Komui is making him do to promote D . Gray Man" Shinitzue says.
"But wouldn't you be the one making him do this, since this is your fan fi…" Shini gets stopped mid sentence.
"Ahhahaha, that's enough Shini" Shinitzue exclaims.
"Hey! Shinitzue finish what I was going to say!" Shini shouts.
"Shinitzue!" Shini yells.
"Just continue Kooking with Kanda" Shinitzue says sighing.
"Okay, ok, I guess I really have no choice do I?" Shini mumbles.
"Stupid Komui" Kanda grumbles.
Shini smiles "what Kanda? Could it be the fact that Komui sighed you up to make this new show to promote D. Gray Man, without your consent?" Shini smirks.
Black aura erupts from Kanda.
"Now readers, let the flashback begin!" Shini exclaims.
"What!?" Kanda shouts
Kanda is sitting calmly in Komui's office, while Komui is sorting through some papers.
"Kanda, sitting calmly, did you get that right Shinitzue?" Shini asks.
Shinitzue ignores her.
Komui picks up a huge stack of papers and walks over to Kanda and drops the papers in his lap. Kanda had a disgusted look on his face.
"Shinitzue, don't you mean, Kanda cuts Komui into little bite sized pieces?" Shini asks.
"Pu-lease, Shini quiet and stop commenting on the flashback" Shinitzue exclaims.
Shini looks at Shinitzue annoyed.
"Its not like I can help it, you're the one writing the fan-fic" Shini exclaims back at her.
Shinitzue ignores her.
"Kanda, these are fan-fics, and fan girl letters written about and to you, its obvious people want more Kanda, so I've come up with an idea that will promote you, and D . Gray Man!" Komui shouts hitting the air with his hand.
Kanda growls and picks up the first paper and reads the words Yullen….
"YULLEN, WHAT THE KECK KOMUI!!!!!" Kanda shouts and pulls out Mugen.
"Now, Now, Kanda, Yullen is just a typo of, of, of Allen's name!" Komui shouts, scared, his hands raised in defense.
"You know very well that it's a paring of me and Bean-Sprout! PEOPLE ARE SICK and I'm not doing whatever you're planning!" Kanda yelled, holding Mugen inches away from Komui's face.
"Kanda, I promise you, this new show isn't about Yullen, it's about promoting Man, K….KANDA!" Komui shouts.
"The next scenes are censored due to violet content" Shinitzue says.
And that my friend ends the flashback!" Shinitzue finishes.
Kanda's sitting down in a chair, his arms crossed over his chest; Shini is sitting cross-legged on the floor.
"What kind of ending is that!? I hate cliff hanger!" Shini shouts.
"I love a good cliff hanger" Kanda says with a smirk on his face.
"Wha! Kanda you just don't want me to find out how Komui finally got you to do this show" Shini yells frustrated.
"Shinitzue!" Shini shouts.
"I know how you feel Shini, I'm sorry for doing this to you, sorry Kanda, I have to tell her" Shinitzue says.
"Shinitzue NO!" Kanda shouts.
"Komui got Leenalee to come in, and when Leenalee heard about it, she said she would love to watch Kanda cooking, Kanda couldn't refuse after that" Shinitzue says.
"Hahahaha, Kanda and Leenalee sittin in a tree, K….I….S…S….I….N….G!" Shini shouts.
"Shinitzue, look at what you've done!" Kanda yells.
"I know and I'm sorry Kanda-Chan, so sorry, but you know I still love you? Right Kanda-Chan?" Shinitzue says innocently.
"Che" Kanda replies.
"Oh but Kanda-Chan, please don't be upset, you'll always be in my heart!" Shinitzue shouts.
"I know that Shinitzue, just please can we end this already" Kanda grumbles.
"End this, but Kanda we haven't even started the show!" Shini exclaims.
"Yes Shini, but sadly we've used up all out time, so this will have to be a preview of what's to come" Shinitzue said.
"Awwwww" Shini complained.
"Quit acting like a child" Shinitzue said in disapproval.
"Hehe" Shini smiles.
"Okay Shini wanna close it? Shinitzue asked.
Shini nodded.
"Okay folks, that's all, tune in next time for the real Kooking with Kanda! I'm your host Shini, and that's Kanda!" Shini says happily.
"Che" Kanda grumbles.
Well what do ya think? Lol, when I came up with this idea I was so proud of it, I already have the next episode written it just depends on when I can get it typed and uploaded, so probably in a couple days I'm hoping! PLZ REVIEW AND THX FOR READING!!!