I stood in a small bedroom hammering away at my keyboard.....

The door behind me opened, I turned to look at my visitor.

"Miss Anderson, we have been looking forward to finally meeting you." .

"um... hi Agent Smith. What do you want with me?"

"We are looking for your father."

"oh him? He's in the garden. Go knock yourself out."

Smith walks out and makes his way towards my garden.

"Mr Anderson."

"What you want?"

"I'm looking for Neo"

"Neo? Never heard of him"

"Mr Anderson do not play games with me."

"What? You are asking me where a fictional character is, how do you expect me to act?"

"We know you are in contact with him."

I jump out of the window and kick Smith in the back of the head.

"Rachel, what the hell do you think you are doing?"

"Dad don't be angry with me but I'm a rebel"

"WHAT?!!!!!!!! Well that explains why you were constantly on the computer!"

Smith gets up and turns to face me.

"Oh shit I shouldn't have said that! Bye dad I will see you soon I hope!"

I turn and run down the street and pull out my new cell-phone.

"Operator"

"Hey get me the hell out of here!"

"There's an exit by the bus stop."

"Oh great you are expecting me to run a mile to get to a phone"

"Well its your choice, you can get taken in by the agents or you can do it my way."

"Oh I love you too!"

I run down the street and catch a bus.

The bus driver turns into an agent.

"oh for gods sake!"

I jump out the bus and start running again,

" I really need to drink more Powerade! Oh crap I have a stitch now. Why the hell do I bother! Ooooooh

powerade machine!"

I stop and buy a bottle of powerade. I spot a kid on a bike.

"hey kid I don't know you but I need that bike!"

I push the kid of the tricycle and start riding it down the street.

"hehehehe no agent is gonna get my now"

"Are you sure about that Miss Anderson?"

"Oh for gods sake cant you just leave me alone?"

"No I'm afraid I cannot do that"

"Oh ok then"

Chucks the trike into the agents face!

"Take that!"

I spot the phone box ahead of me.

"Oh I'm sorry I cant stay and chat but I'm late.!"

I run down the street and is just about to reach the phone when a bulldozer flattens it.

"Hey no fair!"

"Use the force Rachel!"

"Hey am I going delusional again? Or did I just hear a line from a crappy star wars film?"

"Yes you are hearing the most overrated line form a film ever!"

"Oh right. that explains it!"

"You can do it Rachel"

"Cool can I?"

I jump into the air and imitates Neo's flying thing.

"Neat!!!!! Never knew I could do that!"

I fly around in the air for ages.

"wheeeeeeeeeeeeee this is fun. Maybe I should be going now!"

I land on the ground and run towards another phone box.

I reach the phone and it rings.

"Hey shut up!!!!!!! Get a new ringtone!"

I pick up the phone and I jack out of the matrix.

"Hey that was fun can I do it again Morpheus can I please please please? Hey what's my nickname again?"

"Your nickname is Mimic. We havent got time for you to mess around again!"

"Why is my name Mimic? Why couldnt it have been something like Angel or Bubble?????"

"Because you copy everyones trademark moves and it annoys everyone!"

"Oh."

I go off in a mood for no apparent reason and sulk in my room.

Someone knocks on my door.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!!!!!!"

"Hey its only me!"

"Oh. Well are you gonna stand out there all day?"

Neo walks in and sits on my bed.

"hey cheer up you only ripped off everyones moves in the matrix, its no big deal."

"You really made me feel better."

"Did I? Good"

Neo gets up and walks to the door.

"I take it you never heard of sarcasm then."

"No I havent."

Neo walks out.

"Yay I pissed off every character in the matrix! Go me!!!!!"

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Ok I said I would write a bad ms fic... a few authours (da white rabbit etc) decided because we were so fed up of ms. Fics that we would do intentionally bad ones.... this was my contribution!