Narutémon Rap Story!
Im murking that matt,
To try and find that,
Super ginger narutémon,
It's rare like a banana bonbon,
I threw my cool rareball,
It missed and hit the wall,
Bouncin' and hittin' me on the noggin,
It made me think about goin' antique floggin',
I bought this rare antique ming vase,
While I smoked pot and thought about ma dayz,
when I awoke from my druggy dreams
this narutémon so it seems,
was shagging ma hat,
I went "YO HOMIE LETS DO IT AT MA FLAT",
When he walked into ma crib,
I put on some funky bib,
When he turned round I murked him hard,
Then I slit him using ma credit card,
When he was knocked out on the floor,
I put a sticker on him and called him barry moore,
Then I threw ma pokéball at barry moore,
It hit him and he got sucked into it through its door,
After 3 seconds he didn't jump out ,
I woz well chuffed so I began to shout.
END OF CHAPTER 1 HOMIES
Ps; words like woz are meant to be ere coz this is rasp BLAD