THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITINNG FOR! Coke Induced Madness has been deleted, but here's my back-up plan!
Coke Induced Madness to the SECOND POWER is what you all want! no longer allows chat/script format, so we're reverting to regular story format! Bear with me to see just how crazy Coke can make you! How much fun is that, everyone? But sadly, Mika STILL does not own Cyborg 009 or the song Stacy's Mom.
But fortunately, she re-did the lyrics for everyone to match my crazy madness.
Sadie: now how does that make sense...?
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(oh dear, now how to this)
002 walked up to 003 and said, "Like, oh my gosh, like, 003! Like, where did you, like, get your, like, hair, like done?"
003 stepped away from 002 because he was being a freaky moron, but that wasn't much different from usual.
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Sapphire was sitting there, minding her own business, as usual. Suddenly...
"I lost my detachable penis..." She heard 002 singing. She stood up and walked to where he was singing.
"YOU DAMNED PERVERT!" She yelled in his year. Sapphire drew her fist back and punched 002 smack dab in the middle of his nose.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off AGAIN!" 002 shouted.
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Think of C2 as the "favorite stories" feature on steriods.
It is HILARIOUS! What? Not funny?
Think of C2 as the "favorite stories" feature on steriods.
It is very funny! :laughs and kills herself:
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Sadie was at Mika's house once again (well, when isn't she?) when...
"MIKA!"
"ROSE!"
"JENNA!"
"ANGELICA!"
"JULIA!"
"JULIA!"
"JESSICA!"
"FLORENCE!"
"ALVINA!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
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Mika was on the phone with Rose, like she was every night. Bakura popped into her room, though, all of a sudden.
"Mika! I found this magical music maker!" He exclaimed.
"You dork! That's a flute!" Mika replied.
"Mika! I found a magical money maker!" Haru said in a normal monotone voice.
"OMG! ROSE, I'LL BE BACK! GIMME THAT THING!"
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"Ojamajo Carnival! The world's coolest song that I have searched forever for!" Mika proclaimed. "Now I shall name thee Genesis of Next!"
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"Pepsi One!" 002 screamed.
"COKE!" Mika shouted back.
"DIET COKE!"
"COKE!"
"PEPSI!"
"DORK!"
"DIET PEPSI!"
:belching sounds are heard:
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I pray you all enjoyed this blast of Cokiness. There will be more! I swear there will be!