Idea: rolly-polly bugs

Pairing: Ike and Link.

Summary: Link and Ike meet a rolly-polly-bug named John.

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"Link, Link, Link come here!" Ike yelled from across the room to his beloved friend.

"Yeah Ike what is it-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!" Link shrieked as he laid eyes on a bug crawling across the floor. "I'm GOING TO KILL IT!" he yelled and hovered his foot over the poor thing.

"NO LINK DON'T!" Ike yelled and jumped in front of the bug, scooping it up in his hands and rolling away from Link. "Dude, do you know how rare these creatures are, there's on like 2,000,000,000 in the world. That's a small amount, sweetie."

"Really, I had no idea." Link said sounding sad, he walked over to Ike and took a seat next to him. He leaned in close to the creature in Ike's hands. "What is it Ike?"

"I don't know, al I know is that he's highly dangerous."

"HIGHLY DANGEROUS!" Link yelled.

"Yeah, he doesn't like loud noises Link-see! When he hears a loud noise he rolls up into a ball and lets out a deadly poisonous gas. Quick Link cover your nose and mouth!" they both did what Ike said until the creature in Ik'es hands came out of a ball.

"Jeez guys I'm not harmful. I'm just a rolly-polly bug!"a tiny voice squeaked.

"omg! It can talk!" Ike and Link yelled in sync.

"Of course I can butt nuggets." The bug said, placing a hand on its hip. "Name's john, what's your guys'?"

"Ike." The mercenary said.

"Link." Squeaked the Hylian.

John laughed his usual laugh. "Well, can you guys put me down now? I want to go back to my wife, Janette and my two kids, Chris and Topher."

Ike gently placed the rolly-polly bug down. John walked away and out of there sight. "I'm going to Miss Him." Ike said, getting teary eyed.

"oh Ike, that's the hardest part of being a mother, now lets go get some coffee, I'm hungry." Link wrapped his arm around his hurt best friend and they walked away to star bucks to get some coffee.

THE END.

EPILOUGE:

"Honey I'm home!" John called to his wife as he walked into the whole they use for a door. He placed his hat and coat on the coat hanger.

"Welcome home baby, now do you mind helping me get Chris and Topher in here? It's almost time for dinner."

"No problem dear." John said as his wife went back into the kitchen and he went out back. "Chris, Topher, time for dinner!" he called.

"Daddy!" Topher screamed and ran to John.

"Your home!" Chris said and did the same.

"Yup I am, safe and sound." He said and winked to us.

THE END.