Ahem, please note that this full story is written in Natsu's (the idiot's) point of view. I just came up with this one day while I was thinking about Fairy Tail. Now, without further ado, I give to you, Talking Boxes ~Mini
I don't get it. What are these strange talking boxes everyone is so obsessed with? All everyone ever does these days is mess with their stupid talking box-thingies. No one will even go on a job with me. Not even Happy. Maybe I should find out why everyone likes them so much…
"Lucy, what is that talking box-thingy you have?" I ask.
"Talking box-thingy…? You mean my phone?" Lucy replies.
"Yeah, your… fone. What is it?" (A/N: Please note that I spelled 'phone' wrong purposely.)
"Natsu, you baka. It is a phone. I can use it for calling people, texting, and… other stuff."
"What is… texing?" (A/N: I am spelling stuff wrong because the pronunciations are different, and because Natsu's an idiot.)
"It's pronounced texting. Basically, you send a message to someone through words that you type in."
"So why does everyone like them so much?"
"Natsu, phones are the best things ever made!"
"You're not helping. Maybe I should ask someone else…"
Lucy is no help, who else can I ask that's smart? Maybe Levy…
"Hey Levy, what is a fone?" I say.
"What kind? Cell or home?" Levy says.
"Um… The kind everyone in the guild has?"
"Those are cell phones."
"Ok, what are they then?"
"A mobile phone, also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone, is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link while moving around a wide geographic area. It does so by connecting to a cellular network provided by a mobile phone operator, allowing access to the public telephone network. By contrast, a cordless telephone is used only within the short range of a single, private base station. In addition to telephony, modern mobile phones also support a wide variety of other services such as text messaging, MMS, email, Internet access, short-range wireless communications (infrared, Bluetooth), business applications, gaming and photography. Mobile phones that offer these and more general computing capabilities are referred to as smartphones." (A/N: Lol, I got that whole thing off of Wikipedia, you know, because Levy's smart.)
"What?"
"Do I need to say it again? Did you not hear me?"
"NO! PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN! I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE!"
"Um… Ok Natsu."
Who else can I ask? The smart ones are TOO smart. I can't ask anyone dumb, because they wouldn't get it. Maybe Mira knows…
"Mira, what is a fone?" I say.
"Natsu, why are you so interested in phones?" Mira replies.
"Because everyone is using them and ignoring me!"
"Natsu, if you really want to know why, why not buy your own phone?"
"Ok…"
~One Week Later~
OMG PHONES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER MADE! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!