Author's Note: Hi! This story is actually a combined piece, written by CleopatraVII and Lily22. We intend this to be funny, so please enter this story with an open mind, and if it gets boring, just keep going! Please? Also: Please review!

Blood is a Lubricant

Boromir didn't know what to do. The Ring-Bearer was somewhere under Elbereth's skies, and everyone else was trying to find him. From where he was standing, Boromir could see Aragorn and Sam rushing into the woods, Gimli and Legolas running in the opposite direction, Merry and Pippin scampering a ways behind him, and…a bunch of Uruk-Hai heading towards them.

A bunch of Uruk-Hai?!

Boromir quickly assessed the scene again, then ran further up the hill. He took a breath, raised his horn, planted his feet, and blew his horn.

As he planted his feet, Boromir failed to notice he had kicked the gravel around. By shifting the gravel, he kicked a round, bronze item.

~*~*~*~

Bakura grinned in victory, reaching for his prize. From his position on the ground, Pegasus could only stretch his mouth in an agonized scream.

Having extracted the Millennium Eye, Bakura held it up…and dropped it. He looked down, only to see the Eye rolling towards the stairs at an impossible speed.

* Thunka-thunka-thunk.*

He glared at Pegasus. "What, do you oil that thing to keep it slippery?"

Pegasus, in pain, managed to respond, "What do you expect? It's only covered in my BLOOD!"

His reply fell on deaf ears, as Bakura was already scrambling to retrieve his prize.

~*~*~*~

Downstairs, Mokuba and Seto were having their mushy reunion (much to the disgust of Joey and Tristan), when something bloody fell before them.

* Splat.*

An annoyed Bakura followed it. He reached for it, but before he could pick it up, it shifted, as if someone invisible had kicked it. He wasn't so sure he wanted it anymore.

"What the--?"

As if on cue, the mysterious Shadi began rising out of the ground, ready to explain this equally mysterious phenomenon.

The Millennium Eye was impatient. A second passed before they were all engulfed in a brilliant light.

~*~*~*~

(Insert Boromir choking here)

"You're…you're flat!"

Yami, having taken Yugi's body over in case of danger, put his hand up at the word "flat".

"No…! My hair! Hey…wait, it's not flat." He continued patting his spikes. "Still as perfect as ever." He seemed to see Boromir for the first time. "And look at you! You're…you're…more…detailed than me!"

A/N: Us again. Thank you for reading! This was just the intro chapter, so chapter 2 should be funnier, lol. Please review!