Spider-chan: So, these two are definitely my OTP for Bleach. No doubt about it.

Spider-chan no own!!

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It was hard to believe that he could look even more pissy than usual, but if anyone were to see him now, they'd be convinced otherwise. A growl resonated in the back of the Sexta's throat. Hey, it wasn't his fault. Ulquiorra was ignoring him. He always ignored him when he was around.

Fucking Aizen…

If there was one thing he couldn't stand, it was being ignored.

Ulquiorra turned away from his master and noticed his teal-haired lover standing against the far wall, fuming.

"Grimmjow?" He beckoned in a perplexed voice, "What's the matter?"

Grimmjow's bluebell eyes melted into a glare. "You're always talking to him in secret! What, are you fucking him too?" He couldn't help the sudden outburst.

Ulquiorra heaved a large sigh at his ignorance, "No, Grimmjow. I am not having sex with Aizen-sama…" He'd heard these accusations several times before and they were becoming increasingly clichéd.

Grimmjow gave no response; merely 'hmph'ed bitterly.

Ulquiorra rolled his eyes, "I've told you that at least a dozen times, I do not love Aizen-sama in the slightest." He reiterated, hoping to please the irritated Espada.

"I know that, " Grimmjow shifted his weight from against the wall to his feet, "but for some reason, Aizen just doesn't seem to get it through his thick skull."

Ulquiorra shivered faintly as his lover's lips drew close to the shell of his ear, his breath hot as he whispered in a melodic, seductive tone, "You're mine.."

Grimmjow's lips left a trail of warm, fluttery kisses descending from the lithe boy's ear all the way down to the lining of his neck. Simultaneously, Ulquiorra snaked his arms around Grimmjow's neck, further affirming his kisses. Although he tended to be annoying, admittedly, Ulquiorra enjoyed the attention he got from Grimmjow whenever he grew jealous. It made the gruff seme seem somewhat…vulnerable.

The Sexta captured Ulquiorra's lips with his own in a swift movement, and Ulquiorra responded to the heated kiss, brushing his own lips just as tightly against those of his lover in a tantalizing way. However, as a thought crossed Ulquiorra's mind, he had to break from the kiss, feeling his lips curl up in a sort of smile of realization.

Grimmjow's confused look demanded an explanation.

Ulquiorra panted, "It's nothing, just…you're really sexy when you're jealous..."

Grimmjow felt a twinge of embarrassment bubbling up inside of him, but, trying to maintain his pride, kept a stolid façade.

"However..," He continued his musings, "…I thought I was supposed to be the green-eyed monster."

His usual glare fixated itself back upon Grimmjow's features. He did not like the feeling of being looked down upon, even if it wasn't being directed in such a way. That's when an evil stroke of genius hit him…

A sensual smirk spread across Grimmjow's face, earning him a baffled look from Ulquiorra. He wrapped his muscular arms around Ulquiorra's thin frame, pulling his body tightly against his own.

"You want to see a monster, eh?" He punctuated this by grinding his body against his lover's. "Well, there's another monster of mine that's been wanting to see you. I'll warn you, though, he's rather large…and he's becoming tighter by the second." He practically purred to him.

A deep blush bloomed across the pale boy's face.

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Spider-chan: Woot, this pairing is HOT! I hope you likey~ review? :3