Craziness
Note from Marty: Uh…. I wrote this at 6:53, on a day I was sick… I HAD MEDICINE
!Craziness-
Narrator: Ah, a lovely spring day… and guess what? Team Rocket gets it off! So we round up the usual suspects at Celedon City Park, a beautiful and tranquil-
Musashi: HEY! Are you talking about Parks or about us?!
Narrator: *cough* Sorry. Let's just begin, Mmmkay?
Musashi: Fine by me.
*Musashi, Kojiro, Yamoto, Kusoburo, Mondo and Nyase are in the park. Mondo has the food, Musashi has the cooler, and James just has his rose*
Kusoburo: Man, I have GOTTA eat somethin' besides aquarium gravel…
Yamoto: So THAT'S how you get your voice like that!!
Kusoburo: That's only in EVIL America, sweetcheeks.
Yamoto: Ooh…. DON'T CALL ME SWEETCHEEKS! YOU BAKA!!
*Yamoto chases Kusoburo with a huge frying pan*
Musashi: Will you both settle down? Lunch is ready.
*Kusoburo literally catapults to the picnic area and Yamoto right behind him*
Yamoto: So what's on the Menu Mondo-man?
Mondo: Bellsprout.
Kusoburo: Hmmm… Where did I leave the gravel?
Yamoto: In the blimp, dummy.
Kusoburo: Oh Yeah!
Mondo: *laughs* Just kidding. We're having Pizza. *takes out a box of Cheesy Cheese Pizza*
Kojiro: I want a donut!!
Musashi: Ah, shaddup.
*Yamoto and Kusoburo have already seized the Pizza and dove in*
Mondo: I guess it's Quite gourmet to them…
Kojiro: I guess…
*Giovanni walks in with Mewtwo at his heels, licking his shoes*
Nyase: I betcha hate that job, ne?
Mewtwo:No fooling, he's got gum on his shoes! *makes a face*
Giovanni: I see your day off is fun… *eye brow twitches* Aren't you listening?
*everyone points behind Giovanni*
Giovanni: What? *turns around and is sacked in the face by Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: 2 points.
*Everyone holds up signs, Musashi's says 10, Kusoburo's says 9, Yamoto's says 10, Mondo's says 10, and Kojiro's says Donut*
Mewtwo: Thanks for the advice. Later, I'm taking over the world.
*Mewtwo flies off into the unknown*
Kojiro: Have fun!! *waves*
Musashi: Think he'll make it?
Yamoto: It'll take a miracle…. buh-bye!
*Mondo holds a sign in front of the camera- 'Lunch, take two'*
Kojiro: A kiss for good luck! kisses *Musashi and she squeals with delight*
Yamoto: Hey, you two! Get a room!
Musashi: *glances around* There ISN'T a room.
Kusoburo: Then go behind a tree or something!!
Musashi and Kojiro: Okay. *walk into a clump of trees*
*Mondo picks up Yamoto and she gives a little yell, then giggles*
Kusoburo: Get off my girl!
Mondo: You sure she's yours?
Kusoburo: Last time I checked…
Yamoto: You're both wrong! I'm dating Nyase!
*Nyase drives up with a car and Yamoto hops in*
Nyase: Later losers!!!
Kusoburo: HEY! Come back with my girl!!
Mondo: She's mine!!
*Kusoburo and Mondo fight and Nyase runs into a telephone pole*
Yamoto: I knew you couldn't drive…
Nyase: You can't talk and drive at the same time, can you?
Yamoto: The more I think about it, no.
Nyase: My Point exactly.
*Musashi and Kojiro roll out of the woods and Mondo kicks them back in*
Yamoto: Actually, Mondo's my guy! *pounces Mondo*
Mondo: Told you.
Kusoburo: Why don't you face Kojiro and Musashi in a kissing contest?
All: Sounds good!
Kusoburo: Okay…. *takes out a stop watch* GO!
**13 Hours Later**
*Nyase and Kusoburo are playing a game of chess*
Kusoburo: What's the record for longest kiss?
Nyase: 37 Hours… *puts the Guiness book of World Records 2001 away*
*Mewtwo steps in front of the camera*
Mewtwo: Soooo.. see you in 37 hours! Good night, EVIL America! *turns off the camera*
-End
Note from Marty: Like I SAID. It was the MEDICINE I TELL YOU!!