AN: Okay, so let's make it clear: Klaine forever (even though the whole wedding idea is just wrong).

I's a conversation via texting that happened soon after "I do". I did something like that once before and I had a great fun writing it, so I thought - why not to try again? It's probably a one-time event but who knows.

AND because there's no way you can write in bubbles here, it's written the old-fashion way. With names.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. I just dare to love.


Feb 16, 2013 9:52 AM

Blaine

I just can't get enough

Kurt

Say what?

Blaine

y'know ;)

Kurt

I repeat, it was a wedding, everybody hooks up at weddings!

It doesn't mean a simple thing!

Blaine

sorry, i won't bother u anymore:

Feb 16, 2013 11:58 AM

Kurt

Now and then I call your name and suddenly your face appears but it's just a crazy game and when it ends, it ends in tears

that's how i feel

Blaine

I know. I'm sorry.

Kurt

you can't just say you're sorry and expect everything will be okay!

Blaine

y'know I'd do everything

just tell me, you know it's true

Everything I do - I do it for you

Feb 16, 2013 01:03 PM

Blaine

Don't tell me it's not worth fighting for

Feb 16, 2013 9:23 PM

Kurt

Maybe it's not such bad idea

Blaine

what?

Kurt

speaking with songs

Blaine

ms Pillsbury would probably agreed.

Kurt

as mr Schue. we had a lesson like that three years ago.

Blaine?

Blaine

Hit me babe one more time.

Kurt

:P

Blaine

I'm listening

Kurt

your actions speak louder than words and they're only words, unless they're true

your actions speak louder than promises

Blaine

Madonna? Nice

Kurt

Friends they tried to warn me about you, he has good manners, he's so romantic but he'll only make you blue

Blaine

wait what friends?

Kurt

hush, diva has spoken.

Blaine

so there are no "friends"?

Kurt

a lady doesn't kiss and tell.

Blaine

I beg you

Kurt

Conversation, expression, a promise, a sigh, in short, a lie. A message from heaven, a signal from hell I give you my word I'll never tell

Blaine

I could've said that.

Kurt

maybe

maybe not

it's kinda duet, remember?

Or do you want to stop?

Blaine

This time I gotta put my guard down and pick myself up off the ground and take the pain

Kurt

So it's not only a duet, it's a mash-up ;)

I had no idea you're Green Day fan.

Blaine

You've met my brother. He is.

Kurt

I see

Blaine

Sometimes lyrics just -

stuck into your head.

Kurt

that makes sense

Blaine

but how do YOU know it's Green Day?

Kurt

I have an app. It told me :D

Blaine

so you're cheating :D

Kurt

No I'm not!

Blaine

sure you are

Kurt

you oughta know

Blaine

but that's okay, really

Kurt

You seem very well things look peaceful

Blaine

I'm glad we talk :)

Kurt

I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know

Blaine

oh

Kurt

It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced

Blaine

now u r just gonna 2 be cruel

plz dont

Kurt

And now you're thinking of me when you fuck him!

that's the truth, Blaine

Blaine

no it's not

Kurt

'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no

and every time you speak his name does he know how you told me you'd hold me until you died? but you're still alive!

Blaine

Words they cut like a knife cut into my life I don't want to hear your words they always attack

Please take them all back

Kurt

You know I can't.

I won't.

the joke that you laid in the bed that was me

That's exactly how it is

every single line.

Blaine

It can't be

Kurt

But it is.

Blaine

Even "And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it"?

Well?

Feb 16, 2013 11:28 PM

Blaine

KURT!

Kurt

Don't you yell at me!

Blaine

I'm not.

I apologize.

Feb 16, 2013 11:53 PM

Blaine

Well?

It's not, is it?

Kurt

That's private.

Feb 17, 2013 2:03 AM

Blaine

You know what

I'm sorry to myself

Kurt

DON'T U EVEN DARE JUDGE ME

Feb 17, 2013 2:58 AM

Kurt

Blaine!

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Songs I used (in order of the first quotation): Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode; A House is Not a Home by Whitney Houston; (Everything I Do) I Do It For You by Brian Adams; Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears; Words by Madonna; Walk Away by Green Day; You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette; Sorry to Myself by Alanis Morissette.

There are no quotation marks because of artistic reasons. It's a conversation - if you know the songs, the better, but if not - well, I hope it's not necessary :)