Okay...this EC fic is a little darker toned than my other one. I wanted to do something AU without the magic elements of the show, so it would be a little more fun to write. It may end up being just a one shot. Lemme know what you think ;) xoxo


"I told you this wasn't happening again," Regina whispered in a hushed tone as David caught her coming out of the hall bathroom. Sure, she'd given him a suggestive glance before she'd excused herself from the party where his wife had had a bit too much wine to notice the lack of their presence. But that was just to mess with him, at least that's what she told herself this time.

"I miss you," He nuzzled into her neck as he walked her backwards into the bathroom, pushing the lock in on the door as he backed her against the wall, "You miss me too, otherwise you would've slapped me by now," He smirked, nipping at the skin on her neck playfully as he pressed his body to hers.

"I hate you," She half moaned, letting her head fall back as his hands roamed over her hips and butt, pulling her tight dress up her thighs. He knew all of the buttons to push with her, his fingertips grazing her thighs, breath in her ear as he nibbled on her earlobe. The alcohol she'd drank had made her horny, and she was sure he hadn't missed the way she'd been watching him tonight.

"You look so good tonight," He groaned down her ear as he picked her up against the wall, pinning her with his hips as their movements became anxious. She gave in, tugging at his shirt and starting to open the buttons as she bit down on his bottom lip, pulling it back with a tug before grinning at him.

"I know," She purred, running her hands down his bare chest to his belt before jerking it unfastened, hearing him curse under his breath when he'd gotten her dress around her waist and slid a hand between them, finding her lack of panties as his fingers slid through her folds.

"Fuck, Regina," He growled, watching her undo his pants as he began to stroke her, spreading her wetness with his fingers. She was more than ready for him, affirming that she had indeed been thinking of this all night.

"Found something you like, Nolan?" She taunted, breathing heavier at his stroking as she freed his erection from his pants, "Hm, you have missed me."

"Stop ignoring my phone calls," He demanded, gripping her thighs and bringing them up over his hips as he thrusted into her deeply, making her choke on a moan. He grinned at her eyes shut, head falling back against the wall behind her. Her hands dug into the back of his neck, pulling him into her own, demanding him silently.

David obliged her, kissing and sucking over his neck as he began moving inside of her, feeling her legs lock around his waist, her toned thighs against his ribs pulling him closer when she mirrored his rhythm with her hips. "Mmm, harder David," She moaned one hand finding his hair as the other wrapped around his neck for support, rolling her hips up to his.

"How am I supposed to leave you alone, Regina?" He groaned, starting to pound into her as he held her thighs up, pushing as deeply as he could go. She was dripping wet, her sex swollen around him and threatening to make him come prematurely.

"Shutup and fuck me," She moaned quietly, eyes closed in concentration, stifling moans and whimpers due to their location.

He pressed his mouth into her skin before groaning at her words, pressing his body against hers tightly as he slammed himself inside of her, feeling her muscles clench him. Her nails dug into his scalp, her other hand gripping at his back to help her move with him. She was getting close, and thanks to the wine she'd had, her coming didn't require his hands that were now preoccupied with holding her thighs.

David thrusted, making Regina take him entirely. It usually took foreplay to get her this ready for him, but they hadn't seen each other in weeks. He'd been trying to make it work with Mary Margaret, and Regina had been avoiding him. It didn't stop them wanting each other, though. He heard Regina whimper urgently, bringing one of his hands up to clamp over her mouth as she began to cry out uncontrollably. Their movements were sloppy as they gave into their instincts, David driving into her with abandon as she tensed around him. Both of her hands came up under his shirt to claw at his back, bringing his body closer to hers as she arched violently into him.

He successfully muffled her scream with his hand as she came, letting himself go inside of her with a groan into her neck. "Mmmm, Regina."

Their labored breaths were the only sound in the small room for a few moments as they collected themselves, "You'd better get back out there before the new Mrs. Nolan wonders where you are," Regina taunted as he let her legs down to the floor.

David caught the barb, looking down as he put himself back into his pants, "I'll call you tomorrow."

"Don't bother," She scoffed, pulling her dress down and crossing her arms, waiting for him to leave so she could clean herself up.

"All right, well I'll see you when I bring Henry home tomorrow evening," He raised an eyebrow at her.

"Get out," She glared at him, unlocking the bathroom door and pushing it open slightly. She hated that she shared her son with him, forever being connected with him, even after the divorce. Something that David had certainly played to his advantage when it came to seeing her.

He glared back at her before leaning in to press a hard kiss against her lips, seeing her fighting to steel her expression when he pulled away, "I'll call you."