"Who are you? And where am I?"
"You're in heaven Atsuya, though I had thought you would have ended up in hell, being Satan's spawn and all. As for who I am, can't you guess? Don't I look like someone you know?"
"Oh yeah! You look like that guy who tried to beat me and my brother up but ended up being a beating target by his girlfriend and a meatshield for his father!"
"...Kiyama Hiroto, I swear, if this is the impression that you give everyone, then I will make sure your life's a hell when you come to heaven."
"Are you a sadist or what."
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, but that's not the point."
"Just saying, if you were a sadist though I think we would get along just great. I can tell by your personality that I'm gonna like hanging out with you."
"No, dear, that is not great at all, and the point is that now I'm stuck with you for the rest of eternity."
"Oh fucking shit."
"Exactly."
"I don't like it any better than you do."
"Do you think I look happy to be talking to you right now either?"
"I'd be glad to help you torture Kiyama Hiroto."
"I think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer anyway."
"No problem. But the offer still stands if you end up ever changing your mind."