Genre: Humor/Parody
Archive: Ask first.
Feedback: Please R/R
Rating: PG-13 for adult situations (might borderline on R on later chapters)
Spoilers: Not really.
Disclaimers: Harry Potter and his world belong to the magnificent J.K. Rowling. I am only the owner of the twisted plot.
Summary:
When Harry gets chosen for a very special project, he's faced with a problem that makes Voldemort seem as dangerous as a word in Scrabble. Will he accept? Read on to find out....
Chapter 1 – PrologueThe image on the screen showed only static, until the lone figure of a red haired girl with bright green eyes and a warm smile appeared.
"Lil, is this on already?" a male voice asked from somewhere out of the screen. The girl in the video screen nodded. "Yes, the little red light is on. Now, come here, Jim" she said bossily. A second later, a young man with chestnut messy hair, green eyes and the same warm smile appeared next to her. He put his arm around her shoulders and winked at the camera.
"Stop being a showoff, " the girl said as she put one around the guy's waist and used the other one to adjust a strand of fiery red hair behind her ear. "Remember the script?" the girl asked worriedly.
"Actually, I don't…" the guy answered with a smile. In reply, the girl elbowed him in the ribs. "Ouch, I'm kidding, Lil! Of course, I remember," he replied, rubbing his sore spot.
She compulsively tried to smooth his messy hair back. He smiled down warmly at her, "Relax, Lil. Everything's going to be fine."
The girl smile up at him, and the tension in her shoulders disappeared.
"Alright, on Three. Three…Two… One…."
The two youngsters looked at the camera.
"Hello, everyone. My name is Lily."
"And I'm her twin brother, James."
"As you now, I am on my third year of Film Studies here at Oxford University. And for my practical documentary class, I was asked to do a documentary about any subject I wished."
"Lily is so bright. Isn't she folks?"
"Shut up, Jim. No ad-lib."
"Sorry. Continue."
"Okay… in a couple of days, Jim and I are going to reach our 20th Birthday. Which got us thinking about what brought us together in the first place."
"Really? I was thinking that it was just one more year till we could go inside strip clubs."
"Jim, my grade is at stake here."
"Oh, sorry. But Lily is right about that… we've been doing a lot of thinking about what brought us together."
"And that is…?"
"Well, family of course!
"Indeed. So, what better subject for my documentary than the subject of family? Even better…why not talk about our family?"
"You see, our family is a little… what's that word, Lil?"
"Unconventional."
"That's it. Unconventional. But aside from all our quirks and eccentricities, our family is one full of understanding…"
"Of patience…"
"Of Happy Times…"
"And bittersweet memories."
"But most of all, our family is full of… shall we say it together, Lil?"
The girl nodded.
"LOVE!"
"So, without further ado, we present to you…"
"THE STORY OF OUR FAMILY."
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A/N: Hi everyone! Hope you enjoy this story! It is not going to be very long, but I think you might all enjoy it. I've never tried writing anything lighthearted, so I might need your guidance.
This story is dedicated to love and friendship. May the world never know the day those two are not walking hand in hand anymore.
R/RPeace,
Anasazi