Flambo sang happily as he trekked across the border between flame kingdom and ice kingdom. "I like burning! I like burning things! Flambo sanged
"FLAMBO!" A voice shouted loudly causing the flame elemental to pause.
"What the- who calling me? if its those guys from that candy tavern, I'll have your money by tuesday." Flambo stated
"What, no. it's me Jake." the aforementioned dog walked in front of him.
"Oh hey Jake, wait a minute where did you come from?" Flambo questioned, not seeing any good hiding spot where the doc could have come from.
"Never mind that, i'm here to question ya as to why you never mention a vital info about the flame princess!" Jake stated
"Like what, that she cause second degree burn. If so i gotta tell you, that the name FLAME princess sorta implies that happening." Flambo said
"Not the burns! It's the whole chance of her causing the world to go boom cause of kissing!" Jake snapped.
"Kissing... OH THE REASON WHY SHE LOCKED UP!" Flambo said in 'i just got it' tone. "Well to be fair you asked for a girl to help finn get out of his funk not if she could destroy the world because of a little romance as it were, so frankly it's your fault for not asking."
"My fault!" Jake shouted.
"Si." Flambo stated, unfazed by Jake outburst. "Frankly i'm surprise your snapping about it now, i figure princess bubblegum would have told you about it weeks ago if you ever told her."
"Err yeah... must have slip my mind till i saw you..." Jake muttered, not willing to admit that he wasn't really paying attention to Bonnibel warning and thought she was just jealous.
"Well if your done trying to belittle me, i have some coal to eat, Hasta!" Flambo said jumping into a fire pit on the flame kingdom side of the border.
"Hey Wait!" Jake shouted but the flame elemental was gone. "Aww nuts... well i guess i might as well take my anger out on some evil five arm kangaroos-lizards or something." Jake said kinda annoyed his talk went nowhere.
End
AN: Yeah i know its bad. it was just one of those ideas that get stuck in your head but won't go away until you write them down. well if you like it, you like it. If not thats cool.