"So THEN," said Vegeta, obviously in the middle of a long story. "Zarbon ran in, and went, 'Oi, Vegeta, tell me where the Dragonballs are, or I'll bash ya!' And I said 'Fair enough'…" he paused dramatically, "And then I SNAPPED 'IM!"
"Dad, that's not what happened." Trunks sighed, rolling his eyes. "Mum told me --"
"LOOK, when you get a dramatic war-story, you can tell it how you want!" Vegeta scowled. "Anyway, then the Ginyu Force showed up, started prancing about, they bashed me up real good. But, I got up, and I SNAPPED 'EM!"
Trunks sighed again, getting ready to leave.
"Then Frieza showed up," Vegeta continued, ignoring Trunks, "He said 'Hey, Vegeta… surrender or die!' And I said 'Alright, alright, fair enough'… and HE SNAPPED ME!"
Trunks shook his head sadly.
"Then this little kid showed up, said I couldn't take over Earth, I said 'Fair enough, mate, fair enough' and I SNAPPED 'IM!"
"Dad, that's not what happened!" yelled Trunks, frustrated.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Vegeta. " And THEN," he began to mutter incoherently, "THE NAMEK," he shouted suddenly, before proceeding to mumble incoherently some more. "AND THEN I SNAPPED 'IM!"
Trunks stared.
"And then a few years later, Kakarotto dropped by, like it was nothin', and went 'Hey Vegeta, can you butter my sandwich?' and I said 'Well, fair enough' – "
Kakarotto leapt throw the window, "Then I snapped 'im!"
Vegeta stared, "No, Kakarotto, I buttered your sandwich. You ate it with bologna."
"This incident has led me to appreciate the finer points of life," said Kakarotto. He then went home, presumably to eat a bologna sandwich and live happily ever after.
FINITE